... is tomorrow's word of wisdom. Here is my collection of jokes.
Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
A: Gross
Football
Football » English » Open Discussion
Views: 5161 Posts: 169
-
Re: Today's joke...
By evosa - 14-04-2017 08:05
what do you call a person who tries to be funny, but isn't?
Aemi
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 14-04-2017 12:00
What do you call a Canadian?
A Canadian.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 14-04-2017 12:01
What's worst than having a player max in 4 speed?
Getting stabbed.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 14-04-2017 12:03
What is older? The bible or the Quran?
Dowopado.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 14-04-2017 18:11
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:What is older? The bible or the Quran?
Dowopado.
:O...that's a fact, not a joke!
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 15-04-2017 03:24
dowopado wrote:...that's a fact, not a joke!
Dowopado please, what killed the dinosaurs? Was it Patrick?
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 15-04-2017 04:55
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:Dowopado please, what killed the dinosaurs? Was it Patrick?
Tooth fairy never replaced their teeth.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 15-04-2017 07:29
evosa wrote:what do you call a person who tries to be funny, but isn't?
Aemi
spot on ;):D
-
Re: Today's joke...
By smiller29 - 19-04-2017 18:33
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:What is older? The bible or the Quran?
Dowopado.
so far, this is the clear winner (sorry dowopado, but that was just plain funny)
-
Re: Today's joke...
By aemi - 19-04-2017 21:36
smiller29 wrote:so far, this is the clear winner (sorry dowopado, but that was just plain funny)
Tine to step it up a notch:
There were 10 kangaroos in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all dumb kangus!
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 20-04-2017 14:48
this one's not bad : whenever aemi replies to a forum post of mine, my expression resembles that of the kid in aemi's profile picture.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By aemi - 20-04-2017 14:54
theloyalone wrote:this one's not bad : whenever aemi replies to a forum post of mine, my expression resembles that of the kid in aemi's profile picture.
If you want loyalty forget this gentleman, hire a dog instead.
#words of wisdom
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 20-04-2017 17:43
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Damnnnnnnnn.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By frankzappa - 20-04-2017 18:40
I recently started a new business making statues of religious figures.
I've yet to make a prophet.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By smiller29 - 21-04-2017 02:57
getting better. both dowopado & frankzappa's jokes made me laugh - well, smile and snicker anyway.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By smiller29 - 21-04-2017 03:00
Why was the snowman smiling?
He saw the snowblower coming.
Oh, that's probably inappropriate :S
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 21-04-2017 03:31
smiller29 wrote:getting better. both dowopado & frankzappa's jokes made me laugh - well, smile and snicker anyway.
Well both dowopado and frankzappa's jokes aren't original.
0 points
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 21-04-2017 21:30
Where do kangaroos go?
To The Hop...do-wop-a-do, do-wo do-wo...do-wop-aaaaa-doooooo.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By frankzappa - 21-04-2017 22:19
I am absolutely obsessed about buying vinyl records, in fact I have every Beatles record ever made apart from one.
I think I need Help.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 22-04-2017 15:08
here's another one ;) but it's a story-cum-joke, unlike all of yours' one liners :P
so, here we go - once an indian and albert einstein were on a long distance flight. getting bored, einstein decided to pull the innocent looking indian's leg. he said, 'hey ! lets play a game. we'll ask each other questions. if i fail to answer, i'll give you 500 dollars. if you fail to answer my question, you can give me only 5 :D' . the indian, not knowing the true identity of his fellow passenger, decided to go along with his proposal. as time passed by,and the money in his wallet started to decrease, the indian realized that his fellow passenger was no 'normal' passenger. when it was his turn to ask the question again,he thought and thought and thought....and then he said, 'ok, answer this now. what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 ?'. for a second, einstein looked perplexed. but he quickly got himself together and started thinking. a lot of time passed by, but einstein wasnt even anywhere close to getting an answer. finally, after almost an hour of rigorous thinking, he grudgingly handed over 500 dollars to the indian and said, 'ughhh...here is your money. now tell me the damn answer!'. to this, the indian took out another 5 dollar note from his wallet and handed it over to him.
Moral of the story - NEVER EVER mess with indians, especially when its regarding monetary matters ;) H
#RealLifeFacts
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 22-04-2017 15:10
and no aemi, the answer sure as hell wasnt 'a kangaroo', so better not say that :S
-
Re: Today's joke...
By bestplaymaker2134 - 22-04-2017 16:20
theloyalone wrote:here's another one but it's a story-cum-joke, unlike all of yours' one liners
so, here we go - once an indian and albert einstein were on a long distance flight. getting bored, einstein decided to pull the innocent looking indian's leg. he said, 'hey ! lets play a game. we'll ask each other questions. if i fail to answer, i'll give you 500 dollars. if you fail to answer my question, you can give me only 5 ' . the indian, not knowing the true identity of his fellow passenger, decided to go along with his proposal. as time passed by,and the money in his wallet started to decrease, the indian realized that his fellow passenger was no 'normal' passenger. when it was his turn to ask the question again,he thought and thought and thought....and then he said, 'ok, answer this now. what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 ?'. for a second, einstein looked perplexed. but he quickly got himself together and started thinking. a lot of time passed by, but einstein wasnt even anywhere close to getting an answer. finally, after almost an hour of rigorous thinking, he grudgingly handed over 500 dollars to the indian and said, 'ughhh...here is your money. now tell me the damn answer!'. to this, the indian took out another 5 dollar note from his wallet and handed it over to him.
Moral of the story - NEVER EVER mess with indians, especially when its regarding monetary matters
#RealLifeFacts
How much bloody free time do you have? Every post of yours is a 10,000 word thesis, except without the academic value.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 22-04-2017 17:42
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:How much bloody free time do you have? Every post of yours is a 10,000 word thesis, except without the academic value.
that wasnt a bad joke either :S
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 22-04-2017 17:42
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:Every post of yours is a 10,000 word thesis, except without the academic value.
this part, to be more precise
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 22-04-2017 17:45
bestplaymaker2134 wrote:How much bloody free time do you have? Every post of yours is a 10,000 word thesis, except without the academic value.
people like my dear friend here should be given counselling on how to appreciate the joke (content) rather than the number of words :S:P;)
-
Re: Today's joke...
By frankzappa - 22-04-2017 20:31
My wife asked for some peace and quiet while she was cooking dinner...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
-
Re: Today's joke...
By darkline - 22-04-2017 23:33
What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?
The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By frankzappa - 24-04-2017 15:59
I've got a job as part of a human chess board.
I'm on knights this week.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 24-04-2017 17:56
Why do kangaroos have pouches?
To transport aemi.
#HoptoServe
-
Re: Today's joke...
By aemi - 24-04-2017 23:07
dowopado wrote:Why do kangaroos have pouches?
To transport aemi.
#HoptoServe
Haha
-
Re: Today's joke...
By darkline - 25-04-2017 15:37
A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, "I want to be President one day."
Trump says, "Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?"
The kid replies, "You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements."
-
Re: Today's joke...
By dowopado - 25-04-2017 21:12
darkline wrote:A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, "I want to be President one day."
Trump says, "Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?"
The kid replies, "You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements."
LOL. How true.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By aemi - 27-04-2017 11:53
"Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote." –Seth Meyers
-
Re: Today's joke...
By darkline - 27-04-2017 14:04
What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at?
Donald! Duck!
-
Re: Today's joke...
By darkline - 27-04-2017 14:04
What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra?
He grows taller.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By tree_amigos - 27-05-2017 00:54
Today I lost my mood ring.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By yahmum - 27-05-2017 08:03
today's joke should be the activeness of these forums :(
-
Re: Today's joke...
By tree_amigos - 28-05-2017 15:59
Two men walked into a bar...
...the third ducked.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By tree_amigos - 29-05-2017 16:25
It's true what they say, money talks.
Mine mostly says "Bye".
-
Re: Today's joke...
By theloyalone - 06-06-2017 09:58
James Bond once meets a hot young woman.
*Their conversation*
James Bond : My watch tells me you're not a virgin.
Young woman : Your watch's wrong. I am a virgin.
James Bond : My watch's 20 minutes fast.
;)
-
Re: Today's joke...
By grinner - 06-06-2017 10:44
I know a guy who is addicted to Brake fluid...He says he can stop anytime though.
-
Re: Today's joke...
By tree_amigos - 06-06-2017 13:02
Teacher: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student: I don't know and I don't care.
-
Sv: Today's joke...
By supreme_harijan - 10-06-2017 16:09
Saddam Hussein to Bush:
Wheres my oil?
Bush replies:
There is no spoon
/Supreme
Follow us on: Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube
Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | General Rules | Cookie Declaration
Copyright © Power Challenge AB, 2001-2024. All rights reserved.