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Today's joke...

By aemi - 14-04-2017 06:12

[Canada]

... is tomorrow's word of wisdom. Here is my collection of jokes. Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box? A: Gross... is tomorrow's word of wisdom. Here is my collection of jokes.

Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
A: Gross

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By tree_amigos - 02-02-2019 20:26

[MZUSA]
President

How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. [:D]How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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By tree_amigos - 02-02-2019 20:27

[MZUSA]
President

How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it goes out for smokes and never returns. [:(]How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it goes out for smokes and never returns.

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By tree_amigos - 07-02-2019 03:46

[MZUSA]
President

Three men walk into a bar. The fourth ducks.Three men walk into a bar.

The fourth ducks.

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By suntfrumoasa - 17-04-2019 16:29

so funnyso funny

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By evosa - 08-03-2020 19:08

[LEGEND]

[img]https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8lU2voqe0X4/WrPBqvMxQeI/AAAAAAAAWiU/Z0ZJBWYA38krUkV9YV8yE7VFvtzHc54lgCLcBGAs/s640/arsenal%2Bto%2Bplay%2Bwithout%2Bdicks-min.jpg[/img] According to some sourses it is a made up story btw. But still funny!

According to some sourses it is a made up story btw. But still funny!

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By evosa - 02-07-2020 21:31

[LEGEND]

Today I was over a long time listening to eminem - without me(with lyrics on screen) scrolling down just do see when was last comment - 2 weeks a go somebody wrote: "I am trying to learn english with this" [:P]Today I was over a long time listening to eminem - without me(with lyrics on screen) scrolling down just do see when was last comment - 2 weeks a go somebody wrote: "I am trying to learn english with this"

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By tree_amigos - 07-08-2020 04:37

[MZUSA]
President

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? All he needed was a little space.Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he needed was a little space.

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By tree_amigos - 29-11-2020 15:40

[MZUSA]
President

Doctor goes into a bar and orders a hazel nut daiquiri. Bartender doesn't have any hazel nuts so uses hickory nuts instead. Doctor takes a sip and says "Hey,this isn't a hazel nut daiquiri." Bartenders says "You're right. That's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."Doctor goes into a bar and orders a hazel nut daiquiri.
Bartender doesn't have any hazel nuts so uses hickory nuts instead.
Doctor takes a sip and says "Hey,this isn't a hazel nut daiquiri."
Bartenders says "You're right. That's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."

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By evosa - 25-10-2021 10:58

[LEGEND]

When you take a look of the premier league table and realize that Manchester United and Arsenal have same amount of points!When you take a look of the premier league table and realize that Manchester United and Arsenal have same amount of points!

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By disinocht - 25-10-2021 17:13

[204]
President

Life can be full of surprises😂

evosa wrote:

When you take a look of the premier league table and realize that Manchester United and Arsenal have same amount of points!

Life can be full of surprises😂

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By evosa - 19-11-2021 15:47

[LEGEND]

Alfredo Di Stefano on bench for Real Madrid in 1964 😂 [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCaGxbrWQAcgbtO.jpg:large[/img] This reminds me good old days when I used to play amateur football..Alfredo Di Stefano on bench for Real Madrid in 1964 😂



This reminds me good old days when I used to play amateur football..

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By evosa - 27-12-2021 11:19

[LEGEND]

MZ related joke: tried to bid on a player. System says that I do not have enough money. Transfer price+work permit. Made calculations and I am short 9 770€ [:D]MZ related joke: tried to bid on a player. System says that I do not have enough money. Transfer price+work permit. Made calculations and I am short 9 770€

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By billyduke89 - 13-01-2022 14:45

[i]A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream. Doctor : what seems to be the problem? Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night. Doctor: for how long? Guy: must be a weak or so. Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now! Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?[/i]A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream.
Doctor : what seems to be the problem?
Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night.
Doctor: for how long?
Guy: must be a weak or so.
Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now!
Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?

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By stockmans - 25-02-2022 14:48

I'm really bad at joking, so I saw a joke on the Internet "The cat, who fell asleep in the washing machine, woke up only on the fifth lap, but already on the sixth he took the lead, overtaking socks and a bra ..."I'm really bad at joking, so I saw a joke on the Internet "The cat, who fell asleep in the washing machine, woke up only on the fifth lap, but already on the sixth he took the lead, overtaking socks and a bra ..."

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By evosa - 09-07-2022 17:27

[LEGEND]

[img]https://scontent-hel3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/285142499_581863896990257_421709559984445689_n.png?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=ICpcef6xSfoAX9yVt1_&_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.xx&oh=03_AVLRMqU7DolD_w8LY04M_x5c_FkTChrp52nwXDyQ1aTCnA&oe=62F0DF9D[/img] 😆

😆

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By helheim - 10-07-2022 05:23

[SVEA]

[image url=http://i.imgur.com/1t7YpCo.gif]

evosa wrote:

😆

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By disinocht - 10-07-2022 14:20

[204]
President

I mean, he’s got a point! Man Utd play themselves once a while! Have you seen Maguire?😂I mean, he’s got a point! Man Utd play themselves once a while! Have you seen Maguire?😂

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By helheim - 10-07-2022 15:39

[SVEA]

I don’t know if he’s a bad player, but the jokes I see on the internet are terrible [image url=http://i.imgur.com/Dfl5ZGS.gif]

disinocht wrote:

I mean, he’s got a point! Man Utd play themselves once a while! Have you seen Maguire?😂

I don’t know if he’s a bad player, but the jokes I see on the internet are terrible

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By charef (FA) (NC) - 12-07-2022 21:21

[PV]

He needs some cofidence, he wasn't that bad at Southampton.He needs some cofidence, he wasn't that bad at Southampton.

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