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... is tomorrow's word of wisdom. Here is my collection of jokes.

Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
A: Gross
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How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent. :D

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How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it goes out for smokes and never returns. :(

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Three men walk into a bar.

The fourth ducks.

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so funny

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According to some sourses it is a made up story btw. But still funny!

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Today I was over a long time listening to eminem - without me(with lyrics on screen) scrolling down just do see when was last comment - 2 weeks a go somebody wrote: "I am trying to learn english with this" :P

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he needed was a little space.

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Doctor goes into a bar and orders a hazel nut daiquiri.
Bartender doesn't have any hazel nuts so uses hickory nuts instead.
Doctor takes a sip and says "Hey,this isn't a hazel nut daiquiri."
Bartenders says "You're right. That's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."

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When you take a look of the premier league table and realize that Manchester United and Arsenal have same amount of points!

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evosa wrote:
When you take a look of the premier league table and realize that Manchester United and Arsenal have same amount of points!


Life can be full of surprises😂

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Alfredo Di Stefano on bench for Real Madrid in 1964 😂



This reminds me good old days when I used to play amateur football..

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MZ related joke: tried to bid on a player. System says that I do not have enough money. Transfer price+work permit. Made calculations and I am short 9 770€ :D

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A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream.
Doctor : what seems to be the problem?
Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night.
Doctor: for how long?
Guy: must be a weak or so.
Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now!
Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?

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I'm really bad at joking, so I saw a joke on the Internet "The cat, who fell asleep in the washing machine, woke up only on the fifth lap, but already on the sixth he took the lead, overtaking socks and a bra ..."
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