British and Irish Super League




Deep dark clouds roll over Scotland as they let go of the all prestigious Super League trophy. The conquerors from Ireland sailed swiftly in to the night after burning all the moral out of a bloodied Floodish side. Ireland’s warriors you ask? Malinowe Nosy lead by Pawel. Victory has assured that the title of best team in Britain and Ireland goes to Ireland for the 2nd time!

Scotlands elite warriors lead by Duncan, Floodish came 2nd. After been crowed champions last season Floodish hoped to make it 2 in a row to go with their 7 domestic league titles. The question now stands where Floodish will be now as they team is kinda retiring/selling and rebuilding.

KS Górnik Wałbrzych 1946 could have finished 2nd. However, Lukasz sold up a round too early. For a team that came so close last season the question to be asked is will KS Górnik Wałbrzych 1946 every win the most prestigious title for these fair islands?

The celtic dominance of the league continues as Scottish powerhouse Chelsea Headhunters finished 4th. It was a debut season for Duncan and was only 5 points off the top after 30 games. A few signings and this Scot could be champions next season!

Former champions and Mr Consistent 1948 MKS finished 5th. It’s their worst finish since the league started. However, it just goes to show the standard of teams competing has risen!

England’s best finished team Willingale Hotspur F.C. finish in 6th place. Who knows what will happen for the English next season as Willingale rejected their invite for the new season! A huge blow for English football.

Highland troops from Inverness, North Face finished 7th. I think next season Andy could be a real danger for everyone. With a mixture of home grown players coming in to prime and a fair few bob to splash! Watch this space!

With a poorer goal difference COPERNICUS TORUŃ finished 8th. Joint on points with North Face its been a decent season for the men in black! They did their nation proud by beating Floodish and handing the title to Ireland!

Manchester Devils of England would say that this was a bad season. 6th place in Englands League 1 and a disappointing 9th place finish in the Super League. Some heavy investment is required from Renato to get this team up the table and restore English pride.

In 10th we have me! If im honest I can say that Im happy with this for now! Muir are a progressive club and we will be aiming for a top half finish next season.

Stickleback City have had a dreadful season. Relegated from Englands League 1 through the play offs and a 11th place finish in the Super League. A ton of money is needed to get these wee fishys back to where they belong.

Montgomerie Galaxy are an ever improving side. Lisa has managed her team to 12th place. Her next ambition is to get to 10th or better! A few defenders and she will be OK.

Former champions Toilet Seat sold up a few seasons ago and are now paying the price. However, if last season is a comparison you could say that it is an improvement!

In 14th place we have our last Scottish team Alness. Bigar sold up half way through the season. However, that is not an excuse for the dreadful results they suffered before that. As a punishment they have been relegated to Scotland Division 1. Let’s hope they can rebuild.

G.I.S.B. Rammstein F.C and Baby Snakes were in the battle for the bottom. The two English sides have very young squads. GISB finished with 9 points and avoided the smelly welly! However, the Cornish pasty’s only got 6 points and were ultimately the weakest link this season.

Thank you all for reading and see you all for the next season.

PS

Calling all Northern Irish and Welsh teams. Your country needs you! Join the Super League and represent your Nation with Pride. Stop the Republicans! Stop the Irn Bru drinking Scots! And more importantly STOP the Anglo Saxon Englanders!!!!



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