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Dumb joke thread

By tpc1011 - 04-02-2012 00:44

Inspired by yib's insect joke. Q: What's brown and sticky? A: a stick. Go!Inspired by yib's insect joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky?


A: a stick.


Go!

 

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Re: Dumb joke thread

By yib - 04-02-2012 01:18

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lol good start but god... where do i start Q - Whats the difference between a toilet and a fridge? A - If you dont know i aint coming over for dinnerlol
good start but god... where do i start

Q - Whats the difference between a toilet and a fridge?


A - If you dont know i aint coming over for dinner

Re: Dumb joke thread

By jamiescfc2010 - 05-02-2012 00:16

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frankzappa and jaysargeyfrankzappa and jaysargey

Re: Dumb joke thread

By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 17:12

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Q- what's green and smells of pork? A- Kermit's middle fingerQ- what's green and smells of pork?

A- Kermit's middle finger

Re: Dumb joke thread

By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 17:13

[BotP]

Q- what's red and sits in the corner? A- a baby chewing a razor bladeQ- what's red and sits in the corner?

A- a baby chewing a razor blade

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By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 17:14

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Q- whats green and turns red at the touch of a button? A- a frog in a blenderQ- whats green and turns red at the touch of a button?

A- a frog in a blender

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By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 17:15

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Q- whats brown and taps on glass? A- A baby in a microwaveQ- whats brown and taps on glass?

A- A baby in a microwave

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By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 17:16

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Q- whats blue and taps on glass? A- a baby in a fish tankQ- whats blue and taps on glass?

A- a baby in a fish tank

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By matttombstone - 05-02-2012 20:26

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Q- Whats funnier than a dead baby? A- Dead baby in a clown suit. Oh don't start with the dead baby jokes, that's quite tame for some I know =PQ- Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A- Dead baby in a clown suit.

Oh don't start with the dead baby jokes, that's quite tame for some I know =P

Re: Dumb joke thread

By nomercyurz - 05-02-2012 21:37

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lets have 'emlets have 'em

Re: Dumb joke thread

By tpc1011 - 06-02-2012 02:25

Haha those are all awesome. I've heard worse, but they're still mildly disturbing. Here's a pretty tame joke: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Terminal cancer.Haha those are all awesome. I've heard worse, but they're still mildly disturbing.

Here's a pretty tame joke:

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm?

Terminal cancer.

Re: Dumb joke thread

By yib - 06-02-2012 02:44

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Personally thats the pits Ive had a laryngectomy due to cancer so i dont find that particularly funnyPersonally thats the pits

Ive had a laryngectomy due to cancer so i dont find that particularly funny

Re: Dumb joke thread

By apwall21 - 06-02-2012 04:18

wow.. so trollable.. so tempting... but, Do you have one of those cool voice boxes? The kind that creep everyone out and make it sound like your talking through an electric razor?wow.. so trollable.. so tempting... but, Do you have one of those cool voice boxes? The kind that creep everyone out and make it sound like your talking through an electric razor?

Re: Dumb joke thread

By tpc1011 - 06-02-2012 05:15

Sorry yib, I guess that one fits the "dumb joke" category in more ways than one.Sorry yib, I guess that one fits the "dumb joke" category in more ways than one.

Re: Dumb joke thread

By apwall21 - 06-02-2012 05:24

Warning, offensiveness increases with line... What's black and white and red all over? The sunday paper. What's black and white and red all over? A dead mime. What's black and white and red all over? Abraham Lincoln's playbill. What's black and white and red all over? A black tie affair for cerebral palsy what served bbq-ribs. (that one's for you Karen ;) )Warning, offensiveness increases with line...
What's black and white and red all over?
The sunday paper.
What's black and white and red all over?
A dead mime.
What's black and white and red all over?
Abraham Lincoln's playbill.
What's black and white and red all over?
A black tie affair for cerebral palsy what served bbq-ribs. (that one's for you Karen ;) )

Re: Dumb joke thread

By apwall21 - 16-03-2012 15:40

A priest, a rabbi, and a politician are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar and the third one ducks.A priest, a rabbi, and a politician are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar and the third one ducks.

Re: Dumb joke thread

By celticvilla - 18-03-2012 01:49

Some of those jokes made me want to burn my eyelids. Q- Why'd the boy fall off his swing? A- He had no arms Q-Why'd the boy fall off his bike? A- He was hit by a bus Q-Why'd the boy fall down? A- A piano fell on him Y I Y I Y I Y I Y I Y I A geordie eye test.Some of those jokes made me want to burn my eyelids.

Q- Why'd the boy fall off his swing?
A- He had no arms

Q-Why'd the boy fall off his bike?
A- He was hit by a bus

Q-Why'd the boy fall down?
A- A piano fell on him

Y
I Y
I Y I
Y I Y I Y I

A geordie eye test.

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By kevinskyy - 20-03-2012 06:43

Q- What's white & stands in the corner? A - A punished fridge Q- What's green & likes wintersports? A- A skiwi Q- What's green, brown & lethal if it falls on your head? A- A snookertableQ- What's white & stands in the corner?
A - A punished fridge

Q- What's green & likes wintersports?
A- A skiwi

Q- What's green, brown & lethal if it falls on your head?
A- A snookertable

Re: Dumb joke thread

By apwall21 - 21-03-2012 19:46

Two blondes standing in a parking lot, using a coat hanger to get into their car.. Blonde 1: I can't unlock this door! Blonde 2: Well hurry up! It's starting to rain, and you left the top down!Two blondes standing in a parking lot, using a coat hanger to get into their car..

Blonde 1: I can't unlock this door!

Blonde 2: Well hurry up! It's starting to rain, and you left the top down!

 

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