I've a 6ft Nordic Spruce tree available.Bought for £35 & only used for a couple of weeks, (aren't I the gullible cock) .These trees are rare at this time of year i was told by the garden centre so could be a collectors item ?
No space to store hence free to any one willing to travel to West Cornwall to collect.
Trunk could be used to make a sturdy goal post or even split for a set of corner flags.
Can plant out & impress your friends at the summer barby as it's minimalist brown foliage is so 'in' with London trendy types.
Place on broom pole & use as giant glass cleaner for your giant glasses.
Your mum will thank you.
Peace,
FZ.