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Christmas Tree... Free to a good home.

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[KERNOW]
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I've a 6ft Nordic Spruce tree available.Bought for £35 & only used for a couple of weeks, (aren't I the gullible cock) .These trees are rare at this time of year i was told by the garden centre so could be a collectors item ?
No space to store hence free to any one willing to travel to West Cornwall to collect.
Trunk could be used to make a sturdy goal post or even split for a set of corner flags.
Can plant out & impress your friends at the summer barby as it's minimalist brown foliage is so 'in' with London trendy types.
Place on broom pole & use as giant glass cleaner for your giant glasses.
Your mum will thank you.
Peace,
FZ.
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it is recyclable, do some research, they use them to make river defences, you know , like the beavers do, humans have now caught onto it with old christmas trees, isnt it wonderful, well yes it is, it is man going back to his primal instincts, maybe a woman thought of it, but yeah, your xmas tree as a long term flood defence, and maybe throw in a poxy surf board = boy done good.... shake.....

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Eat it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16440034

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[KERNOW]
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Like it. If those trendy London types don't want it on thier patio, I'll serve it up to the when they come down here on their jollies in the summer.
Spuce Icecream! Stick a flake in it and charge the bastards a fiver a go :)
 
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