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The film of your life

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It's bound to be made sometime, given all those cool ideas you have which at some point you'll get around to putting into action. So whether it's because you're invention took off, your writing proved seminal, your films or music proved huge critical and/or commercial hits, or perhaps because the police eventually did track you down (and easily prove "beyond a reasonable doubt")... when the film is made of your life...

(1) Who plays you?
(2) Who plays your sidekick, if you have one?
(3) Who plays your "significant other/s"?
For example...
(i) Your leading lady? (if you are male or a lesbian)
(ii) Your leading ladies? (if you are a fundamentalist Mormon)
(iii) Your leading man? (if you are female or homosexual)
(iv) Or indeed who plays both? (if you are bisexual and not in a monogamous relationship)
(4) What genre/s does the film fall under?
(5) Is it going to rip-off elements of well known films/biographies that already exist?
(6) Just how successful will it be?

You can say more. You can say less. If you've already scripted large parts of it, you're even free to post them here.

Fire away.
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This is a thinker, i'll be back

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1. Adrien Brody
2. Christoph Waltz
3. (I) Natalie Portman
4. Drama
5. Maybeeeeeeee...... Yes.
6. Pretty successful. Though I won't be Inception "successful". The Pianist successful I reckon.

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(1) Brad Dourif. He narrowly beats John Hurt (c1975) to the role.
(2) Harry Dean Stanton (c1985). He doesn't remind me of anyone I know, he'd just be a cool buddy. Or else Benicio Del Toro in a Fear & Loathing type of role.
(3) Amanda Ryan probably maybe.
(4) Part action, part family drama, a largely impressionist and surreal element.
(5) Certainly well-known biographical films First Blood and The Ninth Configuration. And Jacob's Ladder.
(6) It isn't. It'll play on the art-house circuit in a limited-term, limited screening to almost empty venues before a limited release exclusively on VHS and eventually also begrudgingly on Laserdisc.

I suppose if people actually have a stab at this they could also describe the soundtrack? Hmmm.

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hmmm

1) adam sandler
2) jack black
3) megan fox
4) part action, mainly comedy, with a dark twist at the end which relates to my life today. (its been a crap year)
5) not sure what films it would relate to. i cant think of any atm but will get back to you.
6) i dont think it will have be a huge hit but most likely a cult following like many adam sandler films in the past. probably be one of those films that you wait for release when asda or sainsbury's have on offer for 5-7 quid!

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(1)Mr Hulk Hogan - He's got my build
(2)Keanu Reaves - He's got a messed up name and he'd constatnly get gags about it till he snaps punches me and vanishes.
(3) ii) Megan Fox, That lady from sky sports news, Bob Dylan (There will be a sex scene)
(4)A comedy for all the family
(5)nelson mandela's (Higher then hope) With the occasional gun fighting scene.
(6)Everyone will love the trailer which will be hulk hogan and megan fox getting it on. Thats all it will be. No introduction. Just the tittle of the movie. The 40 seconds of kissing (maybbbee more) then the date it's out. After they perchase the tickets I couldn't care less about what people thought! It'll be banned from major countries for "Beeing to good"...

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i play myself with a load of unknowns, half way through the plot i jump up and shout IM SPARTACUS , the place falls silent, nobody else jumps up in support, then they take me off and i get crucified..
THE END...

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there already is a film based on my life. sold in all good adult video stores

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you dirty man! lol

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awesome, heddo.
 
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