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which club ?

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hi , anyone know which clubs i can join to pick up and date athlete chicks, i dont like running or swimming, i was maybe thinking about hanging out in the bar or cafe , or maybe even the locker room corridor.
thanks for your time..
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Disguise as a sports reporter, and try to get interviews in the locker room. Or hang out at the beach to pick up on the tall, luscious looking beach volleyball girls. Yep, talked myself into having another beer. gulp, gulp.

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Try a 9 iron....

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Tennis ?

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Zumba dancing :-)

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Poker!

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@naftalichase,
yes, but you should buy her a drink first !! ;p

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coach a women football team or any women sport team.

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or, you can learn another language like french, i do it that

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bah, if u don't wanna practise any sport, no?

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there must be cases, like, when your in the right place at the right time and nothing else matters, except your smile, in the bar, or the cafe, or the locker room corridor, like sharing the joy of winning, isnt that the right time to latch onto a party and kinda share the moment, i mean , how can you gate crash the olympics, when everyone is involved, those chicks are letting their hair down now, and you all failed to notice and advise me, do you think i wanna check my training reports, when there are female russian long jumpers partying before they disembark, ok, so i am in northern england, and i am 243 miles off target from where it is all happening, but hey man, those athlete chicks, they dont just dissappear, they come back to us all, so you can even wait for them coming home, put your track suit on, and go heavy on the aftershave, and have a large bouquet of flowers waiting, and dont forget, if they hug you, hang on until they are grappling to let go, but make sure you have slipped your phone number into the zipper pocket of her track suit,
i hate having to answer my own questions, good luck..

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wow, i also missed sharing the heartache of losing, you can also latch into that avenue, and your long hug becomes more valid, and your phone number in the zpper pocket becomes more appreciated, wow, now i dunno whether to go to the winners party, or the losers checkout lounge..
what should i do..
please help me..
 
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