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By apolo72 - 08-11-2022 20:00

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Hello, If you have sometimes, like me, some results that make you laugh with the ridiculous and the absolute nonsense please feel free to share. I will start with this one , perhaps the top ever: https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1318592844&tid=191243Hello,

If you have sometimes, like me, some results that make you laugh with the ridiculous and the absolute nonsense please feel free to share.

I will start with this one , perhaps the top ever:

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1318592844&tid=191243

 

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Re: SIM Jokes

By poolboy - 08-11-2022 20:32

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I know this is the football forum, but you should see the hockey thread on absurd match results 🤣🤣🤣I know this is the football forum, but you should see the hockey thread on absurd match results

🤣🤣🤣

Re: SIM Jokes

By apolo72 - 08-11-2022 20:36

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President

I follow that thread you are talking about since long time ago, I don't found nothing here that's why I created this one. :)

poolboy wrote:

I know this is the football forum, but you should see the hockey thread on absurd match results

🤣🤣🤣

I follow that thread you are talking about since long time ago, I don't found nothing here that's why I created this one. :)

Re: SIM Jokes

By penang8501 (NCA) - 14-11-2022 02:24

[MAS]

I'll help you: [img]https://i.imgur.com/09biqVy.png[/img]I'll help you:

Re: SIM Jokes

By barocs - 10-02-2023 11:05

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https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353475787 Thank you guys, your awesome simulator settings.https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353475787
Thank you guys, your awesome simulator settings.

Odp: SIM Jokes

By gnomcio - 19-02-2023 11:39

[DC]

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353979562&tid=105655 First time after nearly 20 years, I'm so close to end the game. How many scores like this, People must survive to open Yours eyes that there is too many random, ridiculous scores...https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353979562&tid=105655

First time after nearly 20 years, I'm so close to end the game. How many scores like this, People must survive to open Yours eyes that there is too many random, ridiculous scores...

Re: SIM Jokes

By penang8501 (NCA) - 19-02-2023 15:04

[MAS]

This time, I present you this one: [img]https://i.imgur.com/HSNP27n.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NgoVej3.png[/img] You would think the strikers are amazing and perfectly built for a goal scoring task, but those are the people who actually scored 75% of the goals on that match: [img]https://i.imgur.com/q5D18vg.png[/img][img]https://i.imgur.com/oAAC1g4.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/tRH2Y6a.png[/img] In my opinion, nonsense ensues whenever there is a red card event or a huge discrepancy between two teams. But I don't care too much, just play 4fun and problem solved.This time, I present you this one:




You would think the strikers are amazing and perfectly built for a goal scoring task, but those are the people who actually scored 75% of the goals on that match:




In my opinion, nonsense ensues whenever there is a red card event or a huge discrepancy between two teams.

But I don't care too much, just play 4fun and problem solved.

Re: SIM Jokes

By vintty_is_back - 23-02-2023 05:21

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Sorry, I all can see is that your opponent has a team much better than yours. Look at their 2 forwarders and their goalie, and compare them to yours. Not a random result.

gnomcio wrote:

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353979562&tid=105655

First time after nearly 20 years, I'm so close to end the game. How many scores like this, People must survive to open Yours eyes that there is too many random, ridiculous scores...

Sorry, I all can see is that your opponent has a team much better than yours. Look at their 2 forwarders and their goalie, and compare them to yours. Not a random result.

Re: SIM Jokes

By jere92 - 03-03-2023 15:47

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353683976 I have conceded 16 goals this far in 7 games in this cup and 13 of them in this match. I also beat the team that eliminated this team from the tournament and im still competing in quarter finals. My players appereantly stopped playing after the red card in the beggining of the game. Like in the earlier example shouldn't my players get huge boost in performance :D But like said don't take it too seriously these are to happen cos there is thousands of games daily.https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353683976

I have conceded 16 goals this far in 7 games in this cup and 13 of them in this match. I also beat the team that eliminated this team from the tournament and im still competing in quarter finals. My players appereantly stopped playing after the red card in the beggining of the game. Like in the earlier example shouldn't my players get huge boost in performance :D

But like said don't take it too seriously these are to happen cos there is thousands of games daily.

Re: SIM Jokes

By penang8501 (NCA) - 07-03-2023 16:46

[MAS]

There's nothing wrong with this result, you just played the best team in the game :D It seems that weird stuff can happen after red card events, but it's kinda unpredictable. I've been there many times. It can: [ul] [li]Help you (keeper becomes invincible for no reason)[/li] [li]Help your opponent (for example, when he scores 10 goals for no apparent reason, even though your keeper is competent)[/li] [li]Nothing interesting happens: sometimes the game just go on normally[/li] [/ul] You could argue all that stuff is just randomness kicking in, but I have a strong feeling inside me telling me that there is something weird going on. By the way, hours after that match where my keeper saved 17 shots, he conceded 3 goals in 3 shots: [img]https://i.imgur.com/rloHU28.png[/img] So: [ul] [li]Maybe the red really made a difference[/li] [li]Keepers or specific players have different behaviour across different competitions[/li] [li]It's just randomness, babe, stop crying[/li] [/ul] Not to mention I'm almost sure you get punished if you have a "too good team". I have 3 strikers with 10 shooting and they can't score to save their life against noob keepers while I get constantly harassed by random strikers with 6 shooting despite having a decent keeper (most of the time, a better one). (But could be randomness again, right.) Maybe all of this is on purpose, maybe it isn't. Whatever, it's interesting.

jere92 wrote:

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353683976

I have conceded 16 goals this far in 7 games in this cup and 13 of them in this match. I also beat the team that eliminated this team from the tournament and im still competing in quarter finals. My players appereantly stopped playing after the red card in the beggining of the game. Like in the earlier example shouldn't my players get huge boost in performance :D

But like said don't take it too seriously these are to happen cos there is thousands of games daily.

There's nothing wrong with this result, you just played the best team in the game :D

It seems that weird stuff can happen after red card events, but it's kinda unpredictable. I've been there many times. It can:

• Help you (keeper becomes invincible for no reason)
• Help your opponent (for example, when he scores 10 goals for no apparent reason, even though your keeper is competent)
• Nothing interesting happens: sometimes the game just go on normally

You could argue all that stuff is just randomness kicking in, but I have a strong feeling inside me telling me that there is something weird going on.

By the way, hours after that match where my keeper saved 17 shots, he conceded 3 goals in 3 shots:



So:

• Maybe the red really made a difference
• Keepers or specific players have different behaviour across different competitions
• It's just randomness, babe, stop crying

Not to mention I'm almost sure you get punished if you have a "too good team". I have 3 strikers with 10 shooting and they can't score to save their life against noob keepers while I get constantly harassed by random strikers with 6 shooting despite having a decent keeper (most of the time, a better one).
(But could be randomness again, right.)

Maybe all of this is on purpose, maybe it isn't. Whatever, it's interesting.

Re: SIM Jokes

By penang8501 (NCA) - 07-03-2023 16:50

[MAS]

And your posted match is similar to this one (maybe you already know it): [img]https://i.imgur.com/rzMO4Vf.png[/img] In this case, two strong teams, and one of them gets absolutely destroyed for no apparent reason… [i]unless that red card has some mystical powers[/i]

jere92 wrote:

https://www.managerzone.com/?p=match&sub=result&mid=1353683976

I have conceded 16 goals this far in 7 games in this cup and 13 of them in this match. I also beat the team that eliminated this team from the tournament and im still competing in quarter finals. My players appereantly stopped playing after the red card in the beggining of the game. Like in the earlier example shouldn't my players get huge boost in performance :D

But like said don't take it too seriously these are to happen cos there is thousands of games daily.

And your posted match is similar to this one (maybe you already know it):


In this case, two strong teams, and one of them gets absolutely destroyed for no apparent reason… unless that red card has some mystical powers

Uuesti: SIM Jokes

By toont - 07-03-2023 21:32

https://mzlive.eu/league/EE/div1.3/matches/season/81/ Round 11 Pibari vs SK Monkey Business. Pibari scored 3 and SK Monkey Business 2 goals. Shots on target - Pibari 3 shots and SK Monkey Business 30 shots. This is one of my best losses that I remember. “Still, Could be Worse” :Dhttps://mzlive.eu/league/EE/div1.3/matches/season/81/

Round 11
Pibari vs SK Monkey Business.
Pibari scored 3 and SK Monkey Business 2 goals.
Shots on target - Pibari 3 shots and SK Monkey Business 30 shots.

This is one of my best losses that I remember.
“Still, Could be Worse” :D

 

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