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Bring back the death penalty

By aemi - 03-10-2016 19:19

[Canada]

Love letter to crew,

I didn't want to write this letter to you. I slept on it, I woke up and then slept on it again. But it has to be said.

Here is the thing, I take care of my team. I bought so many top players (or so I though), my transfer record looks more red than red itself. Then they started with the requests. They wanted a big shiny looking stadium with hot cheerleaders, and I said, consider it done. They complained that the jersey kit looks old and dirty, so I got them new ones. They requested happy endings, so I arranged for private massages and physio for them. They complained that the coaches are not sexy enough, so I got them an F class coach, because everybody knows that F stands for ..ckable. I did everything I could.

So they play this cup match, the tactic is great and it creates numerous opportunities to score. And guess what they do, they shoot not 10, not 20, but 30 shots on target. And they manage NOT to score at least one single goal. Nada.

The players have been found guilty of crimes against aemi, with sentencing to follow.

As such, I respectfully request that you reinstate the death penalty as soon as possible. I am googling electric chairs as I write, though I might go with the firing squad instead.

With love,
aemi

Love letter to crew,

I didn't want to write this letter to you. I slept on it, I woke up and then slept on it again. But it has to be said.

Here is the thing, I take care of my team. I bought so many top players (or so I though), my transfer record looks more red than red itself. Then they started with the requests. They wanted a big shiny looking stadium with hot cheerleaders, and I said, consider it done. They complained that the jersey kit looks old and dirty, so I got them new ones. They requested happy endings, so I arranged for private massages and physio for them. They complained that the coaches are not sexy enough, so I got them an F class coach, because everybody knows that F stands for ..ckable. I did everything I could.

So they play this cup match, the tactic is great and it creates numerous opportunities to score. And guess what they do, they shoot not 10, not 20, but 30 shots on target. And they manage NOT to score at least one single goal. Nada.

The players have been found guilty of crimes against aemi, with sentencing to follow.

As such, I respectfully request that you reinstate the death penalty as soon as possible. I am googling electric chairs as I write, though I might go with the firing squad instead.

With love,
aemi

Re: Bring back the death penalty

By civilu - 04-10-2016 00:13

[RAF]
President

You are a coward!!! And a chicken!!! If you wanted death penalties, you could have applied death penalties! I don't see any firing in your team (however you want to spell it :P) so the only death penalty should be against you, as a manager, for not being able to handle this as a real one, to man up and confront the sad truth that you are weak, your methods are lame (F class coaches, really?) and, most of all...

Oh well, I'll leave the Aussies to tell you the rest, I'm sure they'd actually die to have this one against you... again.

PS: You washed their jerseys? LIAR!!!

Re: Bring back the death penalty

By coconut_wolf_bandit - 04-10-2016 00:32

[PSCF]

I see your problem. You don't have a brothel. Its the key to team happiness and unity.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: replace the clinic with a brothel in stadium building and team happiness will always be high.

Re: Bring back the death penalty

By aurelrabei - 04-10-2016 08:41

[BotP]

Game lost, game won, or a draw, it's always manager's fault.
The manager should be fired :)

Re: Bring back the death penalty

By aemi - 05-10-2016 00:36

[Canada]

If I fire them, I cannot withstand the thought that they continue to exist in the MZ Universe. I want them to cease to exist. Personally, I don't think it's the manager's fault, the tactic worked great and they had 30 shots on target. I mean how many shots does it take before you score one goal? 40 on target?

And those are supposed to be top players. Pfff.

I believe coconut has a great idea. I am going to ask crew to legalize brothels. The more I think about it, we do lack happiness and unity and a brothel should help. Thanks mate!