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Penalty [game]

Przez celticvilla - 07-03-2010 12:23

So I was thinking to my self, about local laws and it came to me, what punishment would fit the crime, sooo, it will be like any other game, Someone says a crime, then the person under has to state a penalty or punishment, be it fines or decapitation, and then another crime. I shalt be the first to beginith, Smuggling 1 kilo of Columbian Bam Bam in to the country ( for those hard of thinking, tis Cocaine) Don't ask why I am speakeath in ol'english, tis simply because I was hit by lighting.So I was thinking to my self, about local laws and it came to me, what punishment would fit the crime, sooo, it will be like any other game,
Someone says a crime, then the person under has to state a penalty or punishment, be it fines or decapitation, and then another crime.

I shalt be the first to beginith,
Smuggling 1 kilo of Columbian Bam Bam in to the country ( for those hard of thinking, tis Cocaine)

Don't ask why I am speakeath in ol'english, tis simply because I was hit by lighting.

 

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Przez robtmircea - 07-03-2010 13:02

Columbian bam bam?lmao :D penalty: Cortar les cojones amigo :) Crime: Stealing a car?Columbian bam bam?lmao :D

penalty: Cortar les cojones amigo :)

Crime:
Stealing a car?

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Przez pmoiab - 07-03-2010 14:40

Penalty:Depends on the car :) Crime: JaywalkingPenalty:Depends on the car :)

Crime: Jaywalking

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Przez dreadrazor - 07-03-2010 15:06

Penalty: Getting hit by a car Crime: Prostitution (well, not the legalized kind)Penalty: Getting hit by a car

Crime: Prostitution (well, not the legalized kind)

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Przez senator252 - 07-03-2010 15:53

Penalty: Probably an STD Crime: Bank robberyPenalty: Probably an STD

Crime: Bank robbery

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Przez celticvilla - 07-03-2010 16:24

Penalty: A ton of money Crime: Eating Pork on the Sabbath REMOVED SWEARING wardyPenalty: A ton of money

Crime: Eating Pork on the Sabbath

REMOVED SWEARING wardy

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Przez dreadrazor - 07-03-2010 16:42

Penalty: A pat on the back from Sheitan Crime: Not beating your children enoughPenalty: A pat on the back from Sheitan

Crime: Not beating your children enough

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Przez catcher00 - 07-03-2010 16:58

Penalty: Good children Crime: SpeedingPenalty: Good children
Crime: Speeding

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Przez celticvilla - 07-03-2010 18:14

Penalty: Free beer with every kid you run over Crime: Carrying a tottally slick weapon like a mini gun, like out of the matrix..Penalty: Free beer with every kid you run over
Crime: Carrying a tottally slick weapon like a mini gun, like out of the matrix..

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Przez notlike - 07-03-2010 18:27

Penalty: Skating in muddy water Crime: Drawing Obama as a souteneur with graffitoes in the White HousePenalty: Skating in muddy water
Crime: Drawing Obama as a souteneur with graffitoes in the White House

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Przez ko4ani - 07-03-2010 19:32

Penalty: You will be arrested :) Crime: Robbing a MZ's office in Karlskrona or whatever :)Penalty: You will be arrested :)

Crime: Robbing a MZ's office in Karlskrona or whatever :)

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Przez hackentrixxer - 07-03-2010 20:16

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Penalty: You'll have to play PowerSoccer until your eyes will bleed Crime: Seducing your mother in lawPenalty: You'll have to play PowerSoccer until your eyes will bleed

Crime: Seducing your mother in law

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Przez notlike - 07-03-2010 20:17

Penalty: 10 hits with a spear from cattleyard Crime: Porn clip with Julia (or Yulia, I am not sure) Timoschenko with length of 50 mins :dPenalty: 10 hits with a spear from cattleyard
Crime: Porn clip with Julia (or Yulia, I am not sure) Timoschenko with length of 50 mins :d

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Przez robtmircea - 07-03-2010 21:25

Penalty:bye bye self-esteem Crime:Prank-calling Bin Laden saying that he won a green card to work in the US :DPenalty:bye bye self-esteem
Crime:Prank-calling Bin Laden saying that he won a green card to work in the US :D

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Przez senator252 - 07-03-2010 21:35

Penalty: Armageddon Crime: Assassination of the Pope.Penalty: Armageddon

Crime: Assassination of the Pope.

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Przez dreadrazor - 07-03-2010 21:55

Penalty: None if you say you're really sorry Crime: Impersonating MZ CrewPenalty: None if you say you're really sorry

Crime: Impersonating MZ Crew

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Przez moopaman - 07-03-2010 23:23

Penalty: Losing all the rest of your games despite always domiating SC's (I'd be infuriated if that happened to me :p) Crime: Walking nude in publicPenalty: Losing all the rest of your games despite always domiating SC's (I'd be infuriated if that happened to me :p)

Crime: Walking nude in public

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Przez dreadrazor - 08-03-2010 00:09

Penalty: Pictures taken and put up on Facebook Crime: ShopliftingPenalty: Pictures taken and put up on Facebook

Crime: Shoplifting

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Przez devonee - 08-03-2010 01:52

Penalty: Looking like an idiot when the old lady who saw you starts beating you with her purse. Crime: Calling a pizza place to order Chinese food.Penalty: Looking like an idiot when the old lady who saw you starts beating you with her purse.

Crime: Calling a pizza place to order Chinese food.

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Przez wardillb - 08-03-2010 06:40

Penalty: Having to ring and order again. (seriously, whats the crime?) Crime: defacing the queen's image on a coinPenalty: Having to ring and order again. (seriously, whats the crime?)

Crime: defacing the queen's image on a coin

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Przez celticvilla - 08-03-2010 18:31

Penalty: Pat on the back, and the noose for treason... Crime: Loving too muchPenalty: Pat on the back, and the noose for treason...

Crime: Loving too much

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Przez robtmircea - 08-03-2010 18:54

Penalty:you will get lovesick Crime:turning down the sunPenalty:you will get lovesick

Crime:turning down the sun

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Przez ordnas1234 - 08-03-2010 19:26

Penalty: Go the moon without oxygen Crime: Kill the sweden devolopers of the game =PPenalty: Go the moon without oxygen

Crime: Kill the sweden devolopers of the game =P

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Przez celticvilla - 08-03-2010 19:55

Can someone please make a Romanian forum.... Penalty: The Usual, 27 years in jail, and your MZ account banned for 2 weeks... Crime: Milking a strangers cow.Can someone please make a Romanian forum....

Penalty: The Usual, 27 years in jail, and your MZ account banned for 2 weeks...
Crime: Milking a strangers cow.

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Przez dreadrazor - 08-03-2010 21:02

Penalty: The stranger milking you? Crime: Making a Romanian forum ;)Penalty: The stranger milking you?
Crime: Making a Romanian forum ;)

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Przez ordnas1234 - 08-03-2010 22:42

Penalty: The crew make you a Forum Assistant (FA) of the new Romanian Forum =P Crime: Throw my mother-in-law out the window! (my English is correct?)Penalty: The crew make you a Forum Assistant (FA) of the new Romanian Forum =P
Crime: Throw my mother-in-law out the window!

(my English is correct?)

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Przez pmoiab - 09-03-2010 09:23

Penalty: Your missus leaves you (might be a blessing for some) Crime:Sleeping with your best friends ex :)Penalty: Your missus leaves you (might be a blessing for some)
Crime:Sleeping with your best friends ex :)

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Przez celticvilla - 09-03-2010 12:32

Okay, this is kinda getting out of hand, some of the people (including me) are putting ridiculous Penalties...This is not a game! Oh wait...Okay, this is kinda getting out of hand, some of the people (including me) are putting ridiculous Penalties...This is not a game! Oh wait...

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Przez robtmircea - 09-03-2010 18:06

@celticvilla there is a romanian forum lol please don't tell me you are kicking me out of this amazing game :( Penalty:indirect sex with your best friend :O Crime: Telling a crew member that managerzone sucks@celticvilla there is a romanian forum lol
please don't tell me you are kicking me out of this amazing game :(

Penalty:indirect sex with your best friend :O
Crime: Telling a crew member that managerzone sucks

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Przez celticvilla - 09-03-2010 18:15

Oh now come on, Managerzone is not that bad, and lets move on to more serious crimes like, feeding grass to the poor and calling your Pig Napoleon...Oh now come on, Managerzone is not that bad, and lets move on to more serious crimes like, feeding grass to the poor and calling your Pig Napoleon...

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Przez catcher00 - 09-03-2010 20:00

Penalty: 2week banned from MZ Crime: taking candy from a babyPenalty: 2week banned from MZ

Crime: taking candy from a baby

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Przez ordnas1234 - 09-03-2010 20:14

Penalty: The mother of the baby hitting your head with Purse and after you die, you go to the hell! Crime: Kill a dogPenalty: The mother of the baby hitting your head with Purse and after you die, you go to the hell!

Crime: Kill a dog

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Przez moopaman - 09-03-2010 23:20

Penalty: Michael Vick murders you Crime: Calling your pig Napoleon (happy celtic? :p)Penalty: Michael Vick murders you
Crime: Calling your pig Napoleon (happy celtic? :p)

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Przez dreadrazor - 10-03-2010 01:35

Penalty: Him calling you Josephine back? Crime: Being fatPenalty: Him calling you Josephine back?
Crime: Being fat

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Przez overthetop3 - 10-03-2010 07:07

Penalty: Sucking at all physical activity. Crime: Being Seen when you're supposed to not be seen.Penalty: Sucking at all physical activity.
Crime: Being Seen when you're supposed to not be seen.

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Przez celticvilla - 16-05-2011 22:02

Penalty:Being expelled from Hogwarts Crime: Cheatin' on the missesPenalty:Being expelled from Hogwarts
Crime: Cheatin' on the misses

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Przez overthetop3 - 17-05-2011 02:49

Penalty: Boot to the head. Crime: Copying that Floppy.Penalty: Boot to the head.
Crime: Copying that Floppy.

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Przez mahel11 - 02-06-2011 00:19

Penalty:Take off his eye ball. Crime:Leaving your team for another one.Penalty:Take off his eye ball.
Crime:Leaving your team for another one.

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Przez overthetop3 - 02-06-2011 04:44

Penalty: Nothing, Anelka does it all the time and gets away with it. Crime: Accidental discharge of your laser cannon in a stadium.Penalty: Nothing, Anelka does it all the time and gets away with it.
Crime: Accidental discharge of your laser cannon in a stadium.

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Przez rockstarroberts - 02-06-2011 06:14

penalty: depends on the damage, but 1 year ban from the stadium and possibly probation Crime: stealing from an identity thiefpenalty: depends on the damage, but 1 year ban from the stadium and possibly probation
Crime: stealing from an identity thief

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Przez overthetop3 - 02-06-2011 14:15

Penalty: Explaining to your neighbour why you suddenly have their identity. Crime: Using google translate to try to talk to foreigners.Penalty: Explaining to your neighbour why you suddenly have their identity.
Crime: Using google translate to try to talk to foreigners.

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Przez ivorylegend - 02-06-2011 15:23

Penalty: Ola bilsin ki, böyük yaş balıq ilə slapped almaq! (Slapped by a big wet fish - in Azerbaijani Crime: Calling Gareth Barry up to the England Squad.Penalty: Ola bilsin ki, böyük yaş balıq ilə slapped almaq!
(Slapped by a big wet fish - in Azerbaijani
Crime: Calling Gareth Barry up to the England Squad.

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Przez chelseakid101 - 02-06-2011 18:12

Penalty: Scores two own goals as you lose 3-2 to Switzerland and end up finishing fourth in your group( 1 point away from second and first) and missing out on Euro 2012 Crime: Stealing a babyPenalty: Scores two own goals as you lose 3-2 to Switzerland and end up finishing fourth in your group( 1 point away from second and first) and missing out on Euro 2012
Crime: Stealing a baby

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Przez celticvilla - 02-06-2011 23:16

Penalty: Having to raise it... Crime: Bein' toooooo good looking.Penalty: Having to raise it...
Crime: Bein' toooooo good looking.

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Przez overthetop3 - 03-06-2011 13:23

Penalty: forced to model clothes you don't like. Crime: Accidentally 93MB of RAR.Penalty: forced to model clothes you don't like.
Crime: Accidentally 93MB of RAR.

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Przez leathernecks - 18-11-2011 20:50

Penalty: Not being allowed to use computers for a year. Crime: Being a talented artist and enter a contest as Idol, X Factor etc.Penalty: Not being allowed to use computers for a year.
Crime: Being a talented artist and enter a contest as Idol, X Factor etc.

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Przez heddo - 19-11-2011 04:00

Penalty / ... being forced to live next door to your worst ever poxy, worthless classless tenants for the rest of your life.. Crime /... arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant ,landlord...Penalty / ... being forced to live next door to your worst ever poxy, worthless classless tenants for the rest of your life..
Crime /... arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant ,landlord...

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Przez overthetop3 - 19-11-2011 06:12

Penalty: lose all your money in the economic crisis Crime: Frontside slide tackle that gets the ball legally but a retarded ref deems dangerous.Penalty: lose all your money in the economic crisis

Crime: Frontside slide tackle that gets the ball legally but a retarded ref deems dangerous.

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Przez bestplaymaker2134 - 22-11-2011 09:43

penalty: fameeeeee crime: happy timepenalty: fameeeeee

crime: happy time

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Przez apwall21 - 22-11-2011 22:21

Penalty: Explaining to your mother why you took 2 hours in the bathroom... honestly. crime: Born under a bad sign.Penalty: Explaining to your mother why you took 2 hours in the bathroom... honestly.

crime: Born under a bad sign.

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Przez overthetop3 - 23-11-2011 05:00

Penalty: Restart your character in Morrowind to pick a better sign. Crime: Calling someone wack.Penalty: Restart your character in Morrowind to pick a better sign.

Crime: Calling someone wack.

 

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