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Penalty [game]

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So I was thinking to my self, about local laws and it came to me, what punishment would fit the crime, sooo, it will be like any other game,
Someone says a crime, then the person under has to state a penalty or punishment, be it fines or decapitation, and then another crime.

I shalt be the first to beginith,
Smuggling 1 kilo of Columbian Bam Bam in to the country ( for those hard of thinking, tis Cocaine)

Don't ask why I am speakeath in ol'english, tis simply because I was hit by lighting.
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Columbian bam bam?lmao :D

penalty: Cortar les cojones amigo :)

Crime:
Stealing a car?

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Penalty:Depends on the car :)

Crime: Jaywalking

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Penalty: Getting hit by a car

Crime: Prostitution (well, not the legalized kind)

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Penalty: Probably an STD

Crime: Bank robbery

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Penalty: A ton of money

Crime: Eating Pork on the Sabbath

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Penalty: A pat on the back from Sheitan

Crime: Not beating your children enough

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Penalty: Good children
Crime: Speeding

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Penalty: Free beer with every kid you run over
Crime: Carrying a tottally slick weapon like a mini gun, like out of the matrix..

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Penalty: Skating in muddy water
Crime: Drawing Obama as a souteneur with graffitoes in the White House

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Penalty: You will be arrested :)

Crime: Robbing a MZ's office in Karlskrona or whatever :)

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President
Penalty: You'll have to play PowerSoccer until your eyes will bleed

Crime: Seducing your mother in law

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Penalty: 10 hits with a spear from cattleyard
Crime: Porn clip with Julia (or Yulia, I am not sure) Timoschenko with length of 50 mins :d

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Penalty:bye bye self-esteem
Crime:Prank-calling Bin Laden saying that he won a green card to work in the US :D

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Penalty: Armageddon

Crime: Assassination of the Pope.

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Penalty: None if you say you're really sorry

Crime: Impersonating MZ Crew

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Penalty: Losing all the rest of your games despite always domiating SC's (I'd be infuriated if that happened to me :p)

Crime: Walking nude in public

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Penalty: Pictures taken and put up on Facebook

Crime: Shoplifting

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Penalty: Looking like an idiot when the old lady who saw you starts beating you with her purse.

Crime: Calling a pizza place to order Chinese food.

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Penalty: Having to ring and order again. (seriously, whats the crime?)

Crime: defacing the queen's image on a coin

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Penalty: Pat on the back, and the noose for treason...

Crime: Loving too much

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Penalty:you will get lovesick

Crime:turning down the sun

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Penalty: Go the moon without oxygen

Crime: Kill the sweden devolopers of the game =P

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Can someone please make a Romanian forum....

Penalty: The Usual, 27 years in jail, and your MZ account banned for 2 weeks...
Crime: Milking a strangers cow.

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Penalty: The stranger milking you?
Crime: Making a Romanian forum ;)

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Penalty: The crew make you a Forum Assistant (FA) of the new Romanian Forum =P
Crime: Throw my mother-in-law out the window!

(my English is correct?)

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Penalty: Your missus leaves you (might be a blessing for some)
Crime:Sleeping with your best friends ex :)

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Okay, this is kinda getting out of hand, some of the people (including me) are putting ridiculous Penalties...This is not a game! Oh wait...

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@celticvilla there is a romanian forum lol
please don't tell me you are kicking me out of this amazing game :(

Penalty:indirect sex with your best friend :O
Crime: Telling a crew member that managerzone sucks

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Oh now come on, Managerzone is not that bad, and lets move on to more serious crimes like, feeding grass to the poor and calling your Pig Napoleon...

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Penalty: 2week banned from MZ

Crime: taking candy from a baby

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Penalty: The mother of the baby hitting your head with Purse and after you die, you go to the hell!

Crime: Kill a dog

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Penalty: Michael Vick murders you
Crime: Calling your pig Napoleon (happy celtic? :p)

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Penalty: Him calling you Josephine back?
Crime: Being fat

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Penalty: Sucking at all physical activity.
Crime: Being Seen when you're supposed to not be seen.

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Penalty:Being expelled from Hogwarts
Crime: Cheatin' on the misses

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Penalty: Boot to the head.
Crime: Copying that Floppy.

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Penalty:Take off his eye ball.
Crime:Leaving your team for another one.

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Penalty: Nothing, Anelka does it all the time and gets away with it.
Crime: Accidental discharge of your laser cannon in a stadium.

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penalty: depends on the damage, but 1 year ban from the stadium and possibly probation
Crime: stealing from an identity thief

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Penalty: Explaining to your neighbour why you suddenly have their identity.
Crime: Using google translate to try to talk to foreigners.

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Penalty: Ola bilsin ki, böyük yaş balıq ilə slapped almaq!
(Slapped by a big wet fish - in Azerbaijani
Crime: Calling Gareth Barry up to the England Squad.

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Penalty: Scores two own goals as you lose 3-2 to Switzerland and end up finishing fourth in your group( 1 point away from second and first) and missing out on Euro 2012
Crime: Stealing a baby

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Penalty: Having to raise it...
Crime: Bein' toooooo good looking.

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Penalty: forced to model clothes you don't like.
Crime: Accidentally 93MB of RAR.

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Penalty: Not being allowed to use computers for a year.
Crime: Being a talented artist and enter a contest as Idol, X Factor etc.

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Penalty / ... being forced to live next door to your worst ever poxy, worthless classless tenants for the rest of your life..
Crime /... arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant ,landlord...

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Penalty: lose all your money in the economic crisis

Crime: Frontside slide tackle that gets the ball legally but a retarded ref deems dangerous.

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penalty: fameeeeee

crime: happy time

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Penalty: Explaining to your mother why you took 2 hours in the bathroom... honestly.

crime: Born under a bad sign.

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Penalty: Restart your character in Morrowind to pick a better sign.

Crime: Calling someone wack.
 
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