By 07-03-2010 12:23-
So I was thinking to my self, about local laws and it came to me, what punishment would fit the crime, sooo, it will be like any other game,
Someone says a crime, then the person under has to state a penalty or punishment, be it fines or decapitation, and then another crime.
I shalt be the first to beginith,
Smuggling 1 kilo of Columbian Bam Bam in to the country ( for those hard of thinking, tis Cocaine)
Don't ask why I am speakeath in ol'english, tis simply because I was hit by lighting.
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By 07-03-2010 13:02-
Columbian bam bam?lmao :D
penalty: Cortar les cojones amigo :)
Stealing a car?
By 07-03-2010 15:06-
Penalty: Getting hit by a car
Crime: Prostitution (well, not the legalized kind)
By 07-03-2010 15:53-
Penalty: Probably an STD
Crime: Bank robbery
By 07-03-2010 16:24-
Penalty: A ton of money
Crime: Eating Pork on the Sabbath
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By 07-03-2010 16:42-
Penalty: A pat on the back from Sheitan
Crime: Not beating your children enough
By 07-03-2010 16:58-
Penalty: Good children
By 07-03-2010 18:14-
Penalty: Free beer with every kid you run over
Crime: Carrying a tottally slick weapon like a mini gun, like out of the matrix..
By 07-03-2010 18:27-
Penalty: Skating in muddy water
Crime: Drawing Obama as a souteneur with graffitoes in the White House
By 07-03-2010 19:32-
Penalty: You will be arrested :)
Crime: Robbing a MZ's office in Karlskrona or whatever :)
By 07-03-2010 20:17-
Penalty: 10 hits with a spear from cattleyard
Crime: Porn clip with Julia (or Yulia, I am not sure) Timoschenko with length of 50 mins :d
By 07-03-2010 21:25-
Penalty:bye bye self-esteem
Crime:Prank-calling Bin Laden saying that he won a green card to work in the US :D
By 07-03-2010 21:35-
Crime: Assassination of the Pope.
By 07-03-2010 21:55-
Penalty: None if you say you're really sorry
Crime: Impersonating MZ Crew
By 08-03-2010 00:09-
Penalty: Pictures taken and put up on Facebook
By 08-03-2010 01:52-
Penalty: Looking like an idiot when the old lady who saw you starts beating you with her purse.
Crime: Calling a pizza place to order Chinese food.
By 08-03-2010 06:40-
Penalty: Having to ring and order again. (seriously, whats the crime?)
Crime: defacing the queen's image on a coin
By 08-03-2010 18:31-
Penalty: Pat on the back, and the noose for treason...
Crime: Loving too much
By 08-03-2010 18:54-
Penalty:you will get lovesick
Crime:turning down the sun
By 08-03-2010 19:26-
Penalty: Go the moon without oxygen
Crime: Kill the sweden devolopers of the game =P
By 08-03-2010 19:55-
Can someone please make a Romanian forum....
Penalty: The Usual, 27 years in jail, and your MZ account banned for 2 weeks...
Crime: Milking a strangers cow.
By 08-03-2010 21:02-
Penalty: The stranger milking you?
Crime: Making a Romanian forum ;)
By 08-03-2010 22:42-
Penalty: The crew make you a Forum Assistant (FA) of the new Romanian Forum =P
Crime: Throw my mother-in-law out the window!
(my English is correct?)
By 09-03-2010 12:32-
Okay, this is kinda getting out of hand, some of the people (including me) are putting ridiculous Penalties...This is not a game! Oh wait...
By 09-03-2010 18:06-
@celticvilla there is a romanian forum lol
please don't tell me you are kicking me out of this amazing game :(
Penalty:indirect sex with your best friend :O
Crime: Telling a crew member that managerzone sucks
By 09-03-2010 18:15-
Oh now come on, Managerzone is not that bad, and lets move on to more serious crimes like, feeding grass to the poor and calling your Pig Napoleon...
By 09-03-2010 20:00-
Penalty: 2week banned from MZ
Crime: taking candy from a baby
By 09-03-2010 20:14-
Penalty: The mother of the baby hitting your head with Purse and after you die, you go to the hell!
Crime: Kill a dog
By 10-03-2010 01:35-
Penalty: Him calling you Josephine back?
Crime: Being fat
By 16-05-2011 22:02-
Penalty:Being expelled from Hogwarts
Crime: Cheatin' on the misses
By 02-06-2011 00:19-
Penalty:Take off his eye ball.
Crime:Leaving your team for another one.
By 02-06-2011 06:14-
penalty: depends on the damage, but 1 year ban from the stadium and possibly probation
Crime: stealing from an identity thief
By 02-06-2011 18:12-
Penalty: Scores two own goals as you lose 3-2 to Switzerland and end up finishing fourth in your group( 1 point away from second and first) and missing out on Euro 2012
Crime: Stealing a baby
By 02-06-2011 23:16-
Penalty: Having to raise it...
Crime: Bein' toooooo good looking.
By 19-11-2011 04:00-
Penalty / ... being forced to live next door to your worst ever poxy, worthless classless tenants for the rest of your life..
Crime /... arrogant, obnoxious, ignorant ,landlord...
By 22-11-2011 22:21-
Penalty: Explaining to your mother why you took 2 hours in the bathroom... honestly.
crime: Born under a bad sign.