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first date advice

By heddo - 03-04-2018 03:21

Hi , what does it mean when you are talking to a beautiful young South American girl, and she is constantly running her hands through her hair, as you stare into her beautiful dark brown South American eyes..Hi ,
what does it mean when you are talking to a beautiful young South American girl, and she is constantly running her hands through her hair, as you stare into her beautiful dark brown South American eyes..

 

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Re: first date advice

By moopaman - 04-04-2018 06:08

[Canada]

She's probably trying to stop her hair from detaching and revealing the reptilian scales she's hiding. BEWARE THE LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!111She's probably trying to stop her hair from detaching and revealing the reptilian scales she's hiding. BEWARE THE LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!111

Re: first date advice

By maria171 - 04-04-2018 08:25

[MAS]
President

not really an expert, but I think she was observing you at that time, thinking what kind of man you are without giving any attention to anything that you said at that time or in other words, she was imagining about the next stage of your relationship with her. At least, that's what it is for me. lol Good luck.not really an expert, but I think she was observing you at that time, thinking what kind of man you are without giving any attention to anything that you said at that time or in other words, she was imagining about the next stage of your relationship with her. At least, that's what it is for me. lol

Good luck.

Re: first date advice

By aurelrabei - 04-04-2018 08:31

[BotP]

It means you are in love and she is available [:D] Eh, what do i know.It means you are in love and she is available :D
Eh, what do i know.

Re: first date advice

By heddo - 05-04-2018 04:35

but she is flying her helicopter alone, above me in the Malvinas , and I am just a simple shepherd boy , she is so beautiful , her beautiful big brown eyes possess such power and magnitude, my sheep are in disarray , as I run towards her, I abandon my cares, I sacrifice my soul , as I run towards her beauty , I stumble , then pick myself up , as I look back at my scattering flock , I turn to see her land, I race towards her, all of my cares are now gone , her beauty, more powerful than ever, she takes off her cap, to let down her beautiful long brown hair, and I .... (to be continued)but she is flying her helicopter alone, above me in the Malvinas , and I am just a simple shepherd boy , she is so beautiful , her beautiful big brown eyes possess such power and magnitude, my sheep are in disarray , as I run towards her, I abandon my cares, I sacrifice my soul , as I run towards her beauty , I stumble , then pick myself up , as I look back at my scattering flock , I turn to see her land, I race towards her, all of my cares are now gone , her beauty, more powerful than ever, she takes off her cap, to let down her beautiful long brown hair, and I .... (to be continued)

Re: first date advice

By moopaman - 06-04-2018 05:25

[Canada]

well there goes my sleep tonight, I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about what happens next in the glorious tales of heddo (trademark pending)well there goes my sleep tonight, I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about what happens next in the glorious tales of heddo (trademark pending)

Re: first date advice

By bestplaymaker2134 - 06-04-2018 12:49

[AUSNZ]

raw dog it and bailraw dog it and bail

Re: first date advice

By roquidkno - 11-10-2018 01:03

Hi friendsHi friends

Re: first date advice

By superdad123 - 11-10-2018 23:37

[ENG]

I’ll have whatever Heddo’s drinking.I’ll have whatever Heddo’s drinking.

Re: first date advice

By albeagle - 12-10-2018 00:08

you're making her nervous, usually a good sign.you're making her nervous, usually a good sign.

Re: first date advice

By aemi - 12-10-2018 00:16

[Canada]

she is seducing you cause she is trying to terminate you James Bond style. Either that or she didn't was her hair in ages. Most likely the last one.she is seducing you cause she is trying to terminate you James Bond style. Either that or she didn't was her hair in ages. Most likely the last one.

Re: first date advice

By aemi - 12-10-2018 00:17

[Canada]

*wash*wash

Re: first date advice

By superdad123 - 12-10-2018 14:59

[ENG]

The first thing I would do is check you haven’t got your beer goggles on.The first thing I would do is check you haven’t got your beer goggles on.

Re: first date advice

By tree_amigos - 13-10-2018 03:26

[MZUSA]
President

Perhaps she is only distracting you while the wolves get your sheep.Perhaps she is only distracting you while the wolves get your sheep.

Re: first date advice

By heddo - 13-10-2018 07:06

Thank you for your lovely answer Maria171 , I think you are pretty close to the mark, so sensuous, not like these other wannabe boy scouts ..Thank you for your lovely answer Maria171 , I think you are pretty close to the mark, so sensuous, not like these other wannabe boy scouts ..

Re: first date advice

By aemi - 14-10-2018 05:27

[Canada]

So you didnt like mine eh?So you didnt like mine eh?

Re: first date advice

By superdad123 - 09-11-2018 21:22

[ENG]

Was there a second date?Was there a second date?

Re: first date advice

By superdad123 - 13-11-2018 21:01

[ENG]

Has she become Mrs Heddo?Has she become Mrs Heddo?

Re: first date advice

By aemi - 14-11-2018 04:12

[Canada]

Stop it. Just stop it. You are putting so much pressure on two inexperienced lovebirds. Heddo Jr. has to wait until Heddo figures out what planet he is from.

superdad123 wrote:

Was there a second date?

superdad123 wrote:

Has she become Mrs Heddo?

Stop it. Just stop it. You are putting so much pressure on two inexperienced lovebirds. Heddo Jr. has to wait until Heddo figures out what planet he is from.

Re: first date advice

By maria171 - 14-11-2018 04:39

[MAS]
President

hahahahahaha

Re: first date advice

By theloyalone - 14-11-2018 05:11

What he basically means is Heddo Jr's still gotta figure out what the product of heddo and a beaver really is...

aemi wrote:

Stop it. Just stop it. You are putting so much pressure on two inexperienced lovebirds. Heddo Jr. has to wait until Heddo figures out what planet he is from.

What he basically means is Heddo Jr's still gotta figure out what the product of heddo and a beaver really is...

Re: first date advice

By aemi - 15-11-2018 10:37

[Canada]

Can crew just change your name to disloyalone. Its so confusing...

theloyalone wrote:

What he basically means is Heddo Jr's still gotta figure out what the product of heddo and a beaver really is...

Can crew just change your name to disloyalone. Its so confusing...

 

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