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By 17-04-2019 16:29-
By 29-11-2020 15:40-Doctor goes into a bar and orders a hazel nut daiquiri.
Bartender doesn't have any hazel nuts so uses hickory nuts instead.
Doctor takes a sip and says "Hey,this isn't a hazel nut daiquiri."
Bartenders says "You're right. That's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."
By 13-01-2022 14:45-
A guy went to the doctor complaining about a bad dream.
Doctor : what seems to be the problem?
Guy: I'm having dreams about this chickens playing in a soccer championship, every night.
Doctor: for how long?
Guy: must be a weak or so.
Doctor: okay, we'll solve this problem, just take this pills twice a day for a week, starting now!
Guy: OK Doc thank you but can I start tomorrow cause tonight is the final?
By 25-02-2022 14:48-
I'm really bad at joking, so I saw a joke on the Internet "The cat, who fell asleep in the washing machine, woke up only on the fifth lap, but already on the sixth he took the lead, overtaking socks and a bra ..."