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By heddo - 16-09-2013 03:56

please help this gentleman out.. ive lived all of my life in fife with my wife and throughout the strife ? ? ? ?please help this gentleman out..

ive lived all of my life
in fife
with my wife
and throughout the strife
? ? ? ?

 

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By kevinskyy - 16-09-2013 07:14

I stabbed her with my biggest knife?I stabbed her with my biggest knife?

Re: poets corner

By big_green_shoe - 16-09-2013 20:12

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is someone piggybacking on my limericks.... :pis someone piggybacking on my limericks.... :p

Re: poets corner

By heddo - 17-09-2013 04:18

if you were a real poet , you would know that the fifth line never rhymes , and, no , poets corner is a regular feature , if you would care to search for backdated exercises , then welcome aboard , student.. here is an example of how a true poet would lay the fifth line and throughout the strife I have never once came close to strangling her.. we live and we learn , now , feel free to continue..if you were a real poet , you would know that the fifth line never rhymes ,
and, no , poets corner is a regular feature , if you would care to search for backdated exercises , then welcome aboard , student..

here is an example of how a true poet would lay the fifth line

and throughout the strife
I have never once came close to strangling her..

we live and we learn , now , feel free to continue..

Ant: poets corner

By kevinskyy - 17-09-2013 07:06

If YOU were a real poet, you'ld know that the 5th line can rhyme if you want to, but of course, it doesn't have to. Rhyming is'nt a necessity at all. Nothing is in poetry. That's what makes it fun :-) GreetzIf YOU were a real poet, you'ld know that the 5th line can rhyme if you want to, but of course, it doesn't have to. Rhyming is'nt a necessity at all. Nothing is in poetry. That's what makes it fun :-)

Greetz

Re: poets corner

By mjeezy - 17-09-2013 12:09

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I've lived all of my life In fife With my wife And throughout the strife It has become apparant that the fungal infection between my toes is infact Athlete's FootI've lived all of my life
In fife
With my wife
And throughout the strife
It has become apparant that the fungal infection between my toes is infact Athlete's Foot

Re: poets corner

By matttombstone - 18-09-2013 19:44

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LMAO love it Mjeezy. I've lived all of my life In fife With my wife And throughout the strife I fed an Ostrich an onion.LMAO love it Mjeezy.

I've lived all of my life
In fife
With my wife
And throughout the strife
I fed an Ostrich an onion.

Re: poets corner

By big_green_shoe - 19-09-2013 00:06

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heddo. if you were a real poet you would know that limericks have a few set rules. 1. Consist of 5 lines 2. Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with each other. 3. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other. If my limerick thread was just for poems then as mentioned - nothing needs to rhyme.heddo. if you were a real poet you would know that limericks have a few set rules.

1. Consist of 5 lines
2. Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with each other.
3. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other.

If my limerick thread was just for poems then as mentioned - nothing needs to rhyme.

Re: poets corner

By big_green_shoe - 19-09-2013 00:08

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William Wordsworth would like to disagree with you too :p

heddo wrote:

if you were a real poet , you would know that the fifth line never rhymes ,

William Wordsworth would like to disagree with you too :p

Re: poets corner

By heddo - 19-09-2013 23:01

there was a young chap called green shoe who thought he could rhyme better than you but he had to accept that his poetry was inept and now he just sells the Big Issue. there was a young man called kevinsky who thought making rhymes was a sinchsky he browsed deep in text for a line to place next he chose one, and boy did it stinksky. you two will stay behind after class, if i were you, i would be looking for some pretty strong buttock protection..there was a young chap called green shoe
who thought he could rhyme better than you
but he had to accept
that his poetry was inept
and now he just sells the Big Issue.

there was a young man called kevinsky
who thought making rhymes was a sinchsky
he browsed deep in text
for a line to place next
he chose one, and boy did it stinksky.

you two will stay behind after class, if i were you, i would be looking for some pretty strong buttock protection..

Re: poets corner

By rockstarroberts - 20-09-2013 05:26

there once was a pirate named heddo who thought he could rhumba in a speedo he slipped on his cutlass and now he is nutless and practically useless in Riothere once was a pirate named heddo
who thought he could rhumba in a speedo
he slipped on his cutlass
and now he is nutless
and practically useless in Rio

Ant: poets corner

By kevinskyy - 20-09-2013 06:56

There once was a man named Heddo He was a nice chap ...There once was a man named Heddo
He was a nice chap ...

Re: poets corner

By matttombstone - 20-09-2013 19:01

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There once was a man called big green shoe, Who went to the toilet to have a big brown poo, He knew it would stink, His Pussy is pink, All the chickens give him a boo!There once was a man called big green shoe,
Who went to the toilet to have a big brown poo,
He knew it would stink,
His Pussy is pink,
All the chickens give him a boo!

Re: poets corner

By big_green_shoe - 24-09-2013 20:59

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this is a poets corner, apparently where people are now just writing limericks when times were less tough in the MZTalk the limerick thread would be fun This is a poets corner, apparently where being rude is the usual tricks heddo and I shall go for a walk down a dark alleyway would be fun This is a poets corner.this is a poets corner, apparently
where people are now just writing limericks
when times were less tough in the MZTalk
the limerick thread would be fun

This is a poets corner, apparently
where being rude is the usual tricks
heddo and I shall go for a walk
down a dark alleyway would be fun

This is a poets corner.

Re: poets corner

By heddo - 24-09-2013 23:00

ive lived all of my life with my wife in fife and throughout the strife ive never once had to contact cheltenham welding suppliesive lived all of my life
with my wife
in fife
and throughout the strife
ive never once had to contact cheltenham welding supplies

Re: poets corner

By matttombstone - 25-09-2013 20:48

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I've lived all my life, With my wife, In Fife, And throughout the strife, I wondered, when have I ever lived in Fife, And since when have I had a wife? This is so surreal, Almost unreal, Do I live in Fife, with my wife? Or is it true that I am single and live in Heysham with a Suzuki Motorbike? Well I can assure you, my dear friends, This is how the Poem ends, From the toilet's U bends, I do not live in Fife with my wife but rather in Heysham with my Suzuki Motorbike!I've lived all my life,
With my wife,
In Fife,
And throughout the strife,
I wondered, when have I ever lived in Fife,
And since when have I had a wife?

This is so surreal,
Almost unreal,
Do I live in Fife, with my wife?
Or is it true that I am single and live in Heysham with a Suzuki Motorbike?

Well I can assure you, my dear friends,
This is how the Poem ends,
From the toilet's U bends,
I do not live in Fife with my wife but rather in Heysham with my Suzuki Motorbike!

Re: poets corner

By heddo - 26-09-2013 21:24

there was a young laddie named Matt who on a Suzuki he sat he roared through the vales but the H laid some nails and now both his tyres are flatthere was a young laddie named Matt
who on a Suzuki he sat
he roared through the vales
but the H laid some nails
and now both his tyres are flat

 

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