Alright,i'm bored and want to be entertained..
the rules are simple!..
NO DIRTY JOKES
NO EXPLICIT JOKES
KEEP IT CLEAN KEEP IT FUNNY
...i'll Start...
Your mum is so hairy she braids the hair on her knuckles...
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By bestplaymaker2134 - 11-09-2013 07:17
frankzappa wrote:My Mum never jokes.
Good one.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By navai - 11-09-2013 12:42
dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mourn the passing of the MZ forums, these things used to be buzzing back in the day,but now one gets one maybe two interesting threads a month..
a sad time, a sad sad time indeed.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By grinner - 11-09-2013 14:54
frankzappa wrote:My Mum never jokes.
She had you Frank, so i beg to differ. :p
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By frankzappa - 11-09-2013 15:00
Had me? No one had me. She found me. I was washed up on a beach in West Cornwall.
She wanted to call me Maurice, but that was taken.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By matttombstone - 11-09-2013 20:21
Not his virginity though...
But to get it back. Your mums so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By belaware - 11-09-2013 22:25
Hey, your mummy has extremely sagging breasts, in a smimming-pool she looks like an octopus.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By jamiescfc2010 - 12-09-2013 12:09
Your mom stares at orange juice saying to "concentrate"
Your mom studied for a blood test
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By matttombstone - 12-09-2013 19:06
Jamie's mum showed him the Toyota advert... and she's apparently American...
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By ashleyhughes - 12-09-2013 19:06
jamiescfc2010 wrote:Your mom stares at orange juice saying to "concentrate"
Your mom studied for a blood test
Chances are this has been stolen from a car advert...
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By rockstarroberts - 16-09-2013 15:35
your mom believes I'll make it to the MLS in four seasons
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By navai - 16-09-2013 19:53
OoooOoo rsr you DO know how to keep a grudge don't you? :P
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By navai - 16-09-2013 19:54
Your mum and I will be spending the 250,000 GBP when you fail badly to achieve your "goals" and have to pay me (I'm assuming you are an honourable man and intend to keep your side of the bet)
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By heddo - 17-09-2013 03:40
I hired your mum as a cleaning lady at Hythe FC , but i had to fire her , all of the players were suddenly deteriorating in shooting and stamina....
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By heddo - 17-09-2013 03:47
your mum came to watch a youth match at Hythe FC , three of the boys asked to be substituted , two of the subs asked to be excused , and there was a mysterious empty mini bus with the engine running..
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By heddo - 17-09-2013 04:01
I told your mum that the FA were bringing in a three foreign players only rule at Hythe FC , she burst out crying , I dont have the foggiest why she done that ..
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By deleted_5240478 - 17-09-2013 19:11
Your mama is so fat, when she fell down the stairs your father thought Eastenders was starting.
Duded a du da da
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By bestplaymaker2134 - 25-09-2013 01:44
i love your mom and i cannot lie
my inner feelings cant deny
the way she walks with that itty bitty waist
my christmas tree trunk on her face
I GET SRPUNGED!
I would do things to your mom that I wouldnt do to your sister.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By matttombstone - 25-09-2013 20:59
Your mum is so silly I slapped her in the face with free willy.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By bestplaymaker2134 - 22-10-2013 09:42
Lets get this back up. ;)
Tell your mom the moneys under the pillow, i gave her a bit extra cos she deserves it. Oh yea also tell her im sorry i broke her toothbrush, i know it meant more than just a toothbrush to her.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By soplamocos - 13-11-2013 21:47
Your mum is so dumb that she was hitted by a parked car.
Your mum is so ugly that when she born your grandma says "what a lovely treasure!" and you grandpa says "yes, lets bury it!"
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By kyleriese - 13-11-2013 22:14
Your "mum" is so fat that she left the house in high heels, but came back wearing sandals.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By heddo - 27-12-2013 02:07
hi , I have one of your mommas stockings , hanging on the end of my bed, full of goodies she brought back for me for xmas..
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By zeoh118 - 02-01-2014 23:22
Your mum is so fat- that she's a map in call of duty
Your mum is so fat- that when I kill her in call of duty I get a five point killstreak!
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By staafke - 11-01-2014 03:13
Your Mum's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
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Sv: Your Mum Jokes
By the_cynic - 05-03-2014 18:44
Your mum is.... hmmm.... is she anything at all?
//TC
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Sv: Your Mum Jokes
By deleted_7921107 - 08-03-2014 11:39
Your mum is so poor she can´t even pay attention
Your mum is so fat when she´s passing the TV i missed a whole program
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By zeoh118 - 08-03-2014 18:46
Your mom is so fat that when she walked past the window I lost 3 days of sunlight
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By steviedee - 09-03-2014 11:04
your moms so poor she was kicking a can down the street i asked what she was doing she said moving
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By zrocker - 24-03-2014 04:56
-The other day my mom fell out of a window, she´s in heaven now
-That´s serius bouncing mate!
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By bestplaymaker2134 - 25-03-2014 08:46
Did he just make a joke bout his own mum?
Your mum is my goalkeeper. Great one too.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By aemi - 16-11-2016 05:21
Yo mama so hungry she ate an entire kangaroo for dinner. Raw.
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Re: Your Mum Jokes
By maria171 - 18-11-2016 03:52
This thread is an insult to all the mothers out there.
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