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MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 01-09-2013 11:46

[ENG]

There once was a user on Managerzone Who trolled on his computer at home He's oh so dumb and drives you to rum So maybe we should all leave him alone Can anyone do better? I'm appealing to Jamies better nature here I hope :) (If he hasn't been banned from the forums). Anyone gona do one about me? :D Not a MZ Talk topic...moved to Open Discussion... Cheers dowopadoThere once was a user on Managerzone
Who trolled on his computer at home
He's oh so dumb
and drives you to rum
So maybe we should all leave him alone

Can anyone do better? I'm appealing to Jamies better nature here I hope :) (If he hasn't been banned from the forums).

Anyone gona do one about me? :D





Not a MZ Talk topic...moved to Open Discussion...
Cheers dowopado

Edited: 09-09-2013 21:10
Total edits: 1

 

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Re: MZ Limerick

By jamiescfc2010 - 01-09-2013 12:11

[World]

you're so hilarious :D

big_green_shoe wrote:

There once was a user on Managerzone
Who trolled on his computer at home
He's oh so dumb
and drives you to rum
So maybe we should all leave him alone

Can anyone do better? I'm appealing to Jamies better nature here I hope :) (If he hasn't been banned from the forums).

Anyone gona do one about me? :D

you're so hilarious :D

Re: MZ Limerick

By grinner - 01-09-2013 13:14

[AUSNZ]

There once was a guy in a sweater With the face hair of an Irish Setter One day he programmed the wings To do stunning things And now he is forever our debtor :DThere once was a guy in a sweater
With the face hair of an Irish Setter
One day he programmed the wings
To do stunning things
And now he is forever our debtor

:D

Re: MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 01-09-2013 13:21

[ENG]

Johan?Johan?

Re: MZ Limerick

By tonnerwhu - 01-09-2013 13:54

[Celts]
President

There once was a man with legend status Whose trophy cabinet was anything but badass He's easy to annoy In this case it only took a boy Who did nothin but post on a forum.There once was a man with legend status
Whose trophy cabinet was anything but badass
He's easy to annoy
In this case it only took a boy
Who did nothin but post on a forum.

Re: MZ Limerick

By matttombstone - 01-09-2013 19:45

[BotP]

There once was a guy called Tonner, Who sits and plays with his Bonner, He switched to Long Balls, To try and score Goals, But unlike Jamie he's just not a loner.There once was a guy called Tonner,
Who sits and plays with his Bonner,
He switched to Long Balls,
To try and score Goals,
But unlike Jamie he's just not a loner.

Re: MZ Limerick

By tonnerwhu - 01-09-2013 20:44

[Celts]
President

Hehe... heard the bonner patter once or twice let me tell ya ;pHehe... heard the bonner patter once or twice let me tell ya ;p

Re: MZ Limerick

By manolo_jimenez - 01-09-2013 21:18

[AEK]
President

There once was a guy who loved picking locks, who searched for keys and ways to piss off folks, not Robert Plant but still a rock star, till one day an Englishman came and raised the bar, those two found each other in the same thread*, and that was it, we were all left for dead. *"reduction of youths" [MZ][;)]There once was a guy who loved picking locks,
who searched for keys and ways to piss off folks,
not Robert Plant but still a rock star,
till one day an Englishman came and raised the bar,
those two found each other in the same thread*,
and that was it, we were all left for dead.




*"reduction of youths"


MZ;)

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 01-09-2013 21:32

[ENG]

You do know what a limerick is don't you?, as that certainly ain't one! Matt gets away with it for artistic licence, though manolo also fails miserably.

tonnerwhu wrote:

There once was a man with legend status
Whose trophy cabinet was anything but badass
He's easy to annoy
In this case it only took a boy
Who did nothin but post on a forum.

You do know what a limerick is don't you?, as that certainly ain't one!

Matt gets away with it for artistic licence, though manolo also fails miserably.

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 01-09-2013 21:34

[ENG]

Actually, matt fails too on re-reading. Grimmer gets it though.

mosmosmos wrote:

You do know what a limerick is don't you?, as that certainly ain't one!

Matt gets away with it for artistic licence, though manolo also fails miserably.

Actually, matt fails too on re-reading. Grimmer gets it though.

Re: MZ Limerick

By manolo_jimenez - 01-09-2013 21:50

[AEK]
President

Still think mine and grinner's are the best so far, not only rhyme speaking but also wit speaking [:D]

mosmosmos wrote:

Matt gets away with it for artistic licence, though manolo also fails miserably.

Still think mine and grinner's are the best so far, not only rhyme speaking but also wit speaking :D

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 01-09-2013 21:53

[ENG]

Yours isn't even limerick!

manolo_jimenez wrote:

Still think mine and grinner's are the best so far, not only rhyme speaking but also wit speaking :D

Yours isn't even limerick!

Re: MZ Limerick

By manolo_jimenez - 01-09-2013 21:59

[AEK]
President

Strictly speaking, you are right (bah!). I just read about limerick. /bow [MZ][;)]

mosmosmos wrote:

Yours isn't even limerick!

Strictly speaking, you are right (bah!). I just read about limerick.

/bow


MZ;)

Re: MZ Limerick

By mwsomerville - 01-09-2013 22:07

[ITUS]
President

I went to the transfer market. A midfielder was my target. Prices...inflated; Pros...overrated. "M-F!" my domestic market.I went to the transfer market.
A midfielder was my target.
Prices...inflated;
Pros...overrated.
"M-F!" my domestic market.

Re: MZ Limerick

By arnehaakl - 01-09-2013 22:36

[BNL3]

In this topic, I read a poem got inspired and thought 'I'll show ém' But my rhyming blows And beneath it shows What are we talkin' about anyway?In this topic, I read a poem
got inspired and thought 'I'll show ém'
But my rhyming blows
And beneath it shows
What are we talkin' about anyway?

Re: MZ Limerick

By dowopado - 01-09-2013 23:16

[BotP]

Once a chap called Rob tumbled collecting moss thus three times was named mosmosmos who seems to know the most but falls short on his posts ergo appears a legend.Once a chap called Rob tumbled collecting moss
thus three times was named mosmosmos
who seems to know the most
but falls short on his posts
ergo appears a legend.

Re: MZ Limerick

By tonnerwhu - 01-09-2013 23:33

[Celts]
President

Thought it was just a bitta rhyme... But a better question would be do I care?

mosmosmos wrote:

You do know what a limerick is don't you?, as that certainly ain't one!

Matt gets away with it for artistic licence, though manolo also fails miserably.

Thought it was just a bitta rhyme... But a better question would be do I care?

Re: MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 01-09-2013 23:40

[ENG]

There once was a million flag collectors Which started the rise of the objectors Right on this forum is now the decorum to moan about the stupid defectors (defectors being the new flag collectors of course)There once was a million flag collectors
Which started the rise of the objectors
Right on this forum
is now the decorum
to moan about the stupid defectors

(defectors being the new flag collectors of course)

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 01-09-2013 23:57

[ENG]

Another limerick fail. Shoddy work.

dowopado wrote:

Once a chap called Rob tumbled collecting moss
thus three times was named mosmosmos
who seems to know the most
but falls short on his posts
ergo appears a legend.

Another limerick fail.

Shoddy work.

Re: MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 02-09-2013 00:27

[ENG]

so many people need to go to limerick school and then they might know what do to it sometimes helps to know what you are talking about and then you might be able to write one oh... wait. that doesn't work as a limerick does it?so many people need to go to limerick school
and then they might know what do to
it sometimes helps
to know what you are talking about
and then you might be able to write one

oh... wait. that doesn't work as a limerick does it?

Re: MZ Limerick

By grinner - 02-09-2013 00:33

[AUSNZ]

There once was a forum thread To inspire the poets of mz They put up their rhymes But only heard whines From an NC who is slow in the head ;)There once was a forum thread
To inspire the poets of mz
They put up their rhymes
But only heard whines
From an NC who is slow in the head

;)

Re: MZ Limerick

By grinner - 02-09-2013 01:00

[AUSNZ]

**EDIT** There was once an active thread To inspire the poets of MZ They put up their rhymes But only heard whines And we wonder why the forum is dead**EDIT**

There was once an active thread
To inspire the poets of MZ
They put up their rhymes
But only heard whines
And we wonder why the forum is dead

Re: MZ Limerick

By tonnerwhu - 02-09-2013 01:11

[Celts]
President

I like the editted one better :)I like the editted one better :)

Edited: 02-09-2013 01:13
Total edits: 1

Re: MZ Limerick

By dowopado - 02-09-2013 01:33

[BotP]

There, I fixed it.

dowopado wrote:

Once a chap called Rob tumbled collecting moss
thus three times was named mosmosmos
who seems to know the most
but falls short on his posts
ergo appears a legend.

mosmosmos wrote:

Another limerick fail.

Shoddy work.

There, I fixed it.

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 02-09-2013 03:03

[ENG]

Now there's an interesting thread Where people do poems in their head But then write it down and get quite a frown The rules they probably misreadNow there's an interesting thread
Where people do poems in their head
But then write it down
and get quite a frown
The rules they probably misread

Re: MZ Limerick

By jla29587 - 02-09-2013 08:53

[ENG]

I logged on to mz this morning, So early that I was still yawning, Jamie's threads were all locked, Has he been blocked? His team is not very adorning.I logged on to mz this morning,
So early that I was still yawning,
Jamie's threads were all locked,
Has he been blocked?
His team is not very adorning.

Re: MZ Limerick

By jamiescfc2010 - 02-09-2013 13:33

[World]

I can take a joke bring some more I like these types but I draw the line about my disability [:(]I can take a joke bring some more I like these types but I draw the line about my disability :(

Re: MZ Limerick

By mosmosmos - 02-09-2013 16:25

[ENG]

Don't think anyone has mentioned it.

jamiescfc2010 wrote:

I can take a joke bring some more I like these types but I draw the line about my disability :(

Don't think anyone has mentioned it.

Re: MZ Limerick

By jamiescfc2010 - 02-09-2013 16:33

[World]

good then [:P]

mosmosmos wrote:

Don't think anyone has mentioned it.

good then :P

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 02-09-2013 17:10

There was a young man named Eden Whilst in Scotland he did a lot of breedin' 1.6 million was his sale Thought he'd be the new Bale But he only ended up in Cardiff True story that. Eddie.There was a young man named Eden
Whilst in Scotland he did a lot of breedin'
1.6 million was his sale
Thought he'd be the new Bale
But he only ended up in Cardiff

True story that.

Eddie.

Re: MZ Limerick

By jesterstear - 02-09-2013 17:31

[BotP]

There once was a royal named Bessie Who in a boy named Keith found her lassie He's a wonderful clerk Who does excellent work Otherwise her leagues might become messyThere once was a royal named Bessie
Who in a boy named Keith found her lassie
He's a wonderful clerk
Who does excellent work
Otherwise her leagues might become messy

Re: MZ Limerick

By tosspot - 02-09-2013 19:02

[AUSNZ]

You win. Except for him, perhaps he should take time out from the forum.

jesterstear wrote:

There once was a royal named Bessie
Who in a boy named Keith found her lassie
He's a wonderful clerk
Who does excellent work
Otherwise her leagues might become messy

You win.

mosmosmos wrote:

Don't think anyone has mentioned it.

Except for him, perhaps he should take time out from the forum.

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 02-09-2013 19:54

There was a GA called Jamie Who thought the forums were a bit samey As an A, he didn't get paid a quid Owned trolls on the forums he did He's so brainy Better Mos? =) Eddie.There was a GA called Jamie
Who thought the forums were a bit samey
As an A, he didn't get paid a quid
Owned trolls on the forums he did
He's so brainy

Better Mos? =)

Eddie.

Re: MZ Limerick

By arnehaakl - 02-09-2013 21:32

[BNL3]

Here's Jester, trying to please the old queen, With ass-kissing like I've never seen. but with a squad of young boys, that means for him no rejoice. asscrawling your way up the leagues, so obscene.

jesterstear wrote:

There once was a royal named Bessie
Who in a boy named Keith found her lassie
He's a wonderful clerk
Who does excellent work
Otherwise her leagues might become messy

Here's Jester, trying to please the old queen,
With ass-kissing like I've never seen.
but with a squad of young boys,
that means for him no rejoice.
asscrawling your way up the leagues, so obscene.

Re: MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 02-09-2013 22:27

[ENG]

Me like glad i could get some people having a bit of fun. keep them comingMe like

grinner wrote:

**EDIT**

There was once an active thread
To inspire the poets of MZ
They put up their rhymes
But only heard whines
And we wonder why the forum is dead

glad i could get some people having a bit of fun. keep them coming

Re: MZ Limerick

By jesterstear - 03-09-2013 17:03

[BotP]

Actually asscrawling down at the moment [;)] A Dutchy who loves Pitt and this game Secretly wears the cone of shame Every time he logs on He has a nasty recon "OMG I misspelled my own name"Actually asscrawling down at the moment ;)

A Dutchy who loves Pitt and this game
Secretly wears the cone of shame
Every time he logs on
He has a nasty recon
"OMG I misspelled my own name"

Re: MZ Limerick

By matttombstone - 03-09-2013 18:00

[BotP]

The once was a guy called Zefrenchy, Nicknamed in the gaybar as the Wenchy, He smiles at the boys, Uses his toys, On the boys over the park benchy. #Forumbanned.The once was a guy called Zefrenchy,
Nicknamed in the gaybar as the Wenchy,
He smiles at the boys,
Uses his toys,
On the boys over the park benchy.

#Forumbanned.

Re: MZ Limerick

By matttombstone - 03-09-2013 18:01

[BotP]

The last line should read "On the boys over the park picnic benchy" #Fail =P

matttombstone wrote:

The once was a guy called Zefrenchy,
Nicknamed in the gaybar as the Wenchy,
He smiles at the boys,
Uses his toys,
On the boys over the park benchy.

#Forumbanned.

The last line should read "On the boys over the park picnic benchy"

#Fail =P

Re: MZ Limerick

By arnehaakl - 03-09-2013 18:16

[BNL3]

... touché... touché

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 03-09-2013 19:28

How rude. Eddie.How rude.

Eddie.

Re: MZ Limerick

By matttombstone - 03-09-2013 19:30

[BotP]

There once was a guy called Eddie, Who decided he wanted to be Debbie... =PThere once was a guy called Eddie,
Who decided he wanted to be Debbie...

=P

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 03-09-2013 19:41

There was a troublesome man named Matt On the forums, he was becoming quite a prat Personal attacks on a forum assistant His annoyance was quite consistent His banned would be 24 hours, that's quite a stat Eddie.There was a troublesome man named Matt
On the forums, he was becoming quite a prat
Personal attacks on a forum assistant
His annoyance was quite consistent
His banned would be 24 hours, that's quite a stat

Eddie.

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 03-09-2013 19:42

For the record BGS, I hate that you made this thread. [:P] Eddie.For the record BGS, I hate that you made this thread. :P

Eddie.

Re: MZ Limerick

By jamiescfc2010 - 03-09-2013 20:16

[World]

anymore about me?anymore about me?

Re: MZ Limerick

By arnehaakl - 03-09-2013 21:21

[BNL3]

nono

Re: MZ Limerick

By jamiescfc2010 - 03-09-2013 21:28

[World]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-peapEIgr9tI/TxfUpB1YJyI/AAAAAAAAARg/lAxLGrqywmk/s400/why-not-meme.jpg[/img]

arnehaakl wrote:

no

Re: MZ Limerick

By jla29587 - 03-09-2013 22:01

[ENG]

Because mine was that good...Because mine was that good...

Re: MZ Limerick

By big_green_shoe - 03-09-2013 23:01

[ENG]

To be fair I think it is the first decent thread I have made in 10 years. There once were lovers named Eddie and Matt Who over the forum had a marital spat The tension was clear Except it was fear They would no longer have something to pull at Not too crude I hope :p

zefrenchy wrote:

For the record BGS, I hate that you made this thread.

To be fair I think it is the first decent thread I have made in 10 years.


There once were lovers named Eddie and Matt
Who over the forum had a marital spat
The tension was clear
Except it was fear
They would no longer have something to pull at

Not too crude I hope :p

Re: MZ Limerick

By kingjaime - 04-09-2013 00:26

[BVB]

There once was a guy named grinner Whose first limerick caused mos' temper to simmer But then it received an edit And presently people re-read it Turned out it was now quite a winner There once was a chap named mosmosmos Who reigned as the England national team boss There appeared occasional rivals But he proved a master of survival Next time it'll be 3 elections without loss (...or would it be 4, I've lost count. You get the idea.)There once was a guy named grinner
Whose first limerick caused mos' temper to simmer
But then it received an edit
And presently people re-read it
Turned out it was now quite a winner

There once was a chap named mosmosmos
Who reigned as the England national team boss
There appeared occasional rivals
But he proved a master of survival
Next time it'll be 3 elections without loss

(...or would it be 4, I've lost count. You get the idea.)

Re: MZ Limerick

By kingjaime - 04-09-2013 00:36

[BVB]

There once was a dude named Eddy Whose nurturing of MZ youths was rock-steady He's a new Eden on the way (And this one for Scotland will play) Is the ManagerZone world really ready?!There once was a dude named Eddy
Whose nurturing of MZ youths was rock-steady
He's a new Eden on the way
(And this one for Scotland will play)
Is the ManagerZone world really ready?!

Re: MZ Limerick

By zefrenchy - 04-09-2013 00:39

Hmm, do I rename one of my youths "Eden Schutt" and begin Schutt 2.0.... Eddie.

kingjaime wrote:

There once was a dude named Eddy
Whose nurturing of MZ youths was rock-steady
He's a new Eden on the way
(And this one for Scotland will play)
Is the ManagerZone world really ready?!

Hmm, do I rename one of my youths "Eden Schutt" and begin Schutt 2.0....

Eddie.

 

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