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dog owners
By heddo - 08-03-2013 19:59
dog owners are the most annoying and pointless people on the planet, it is perfectly acceptable for canines to be barking, morning, noon and night,it is perfectly acceptable for them to be bounding around on the now fashionable wooden flooring throughout the day, it is perfectly acceptable to allow the damn canine things to approach you, expressionless and compromising, slobber all over you , bite you, or jump on you, staining your clothing, Japan should be evacuated and every dog and its owner placed on the island formerly known as Japan, they can then go about their canine businesses of throwing balls, roaming freely,fouling, etc, gunships should patrol the island formerly known as Japan to ensure no doggy folk try to escape and cause nuisance to normal living folk, maybe throw in more earthquakes and tsunamis, leaving every night shift worker,postman,milkman,walker,jogger,cyclist to live a happy peaceful life, yep, thats dog owners for ya..
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Re: dog owners
By crispyduck - 09-03-2013 02:52
I'd go outside heddo, scream at the top of your voice and get it out of your system.
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Re: dog owners
By heddo - 09-03-2013 03:08
i do , i walk along remote coastlines , and when i double check that i am alone, i scream at the top of my voice, but you know what happens further down the line, some dumb ass with his/her posse of dogs approaches me, and i have to deal with the new compromising situation that i am now dealt with, you cant speak or complain to anyone about anything in this day, we are so moronic, we are even seen to be moronic by other cultures, we are so moronic, that we even know that the other cultures are looking on us as morons, and are freely walking in to our lives and side stepping us, and it is all down to the fact that we are so soft and fluffy, that we would rather spend our time hugging and tossing balls to creatures such as dogs , instead of eating them, whilst we are slowly being invaded by harder faced dog eating cultures, who will inevitably just brush us aside, whilst we obliviously toss balls, and before you know it, all freedom , and all dogs on the street will be gone,but hey, lets raise a glass to the future..
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Re: dog owners
By adv41449 - 09-03-2013 04:44
So.... you hate dogs? Seems a bit crazy to me, but hey I am a parent and a dog owner. Toi be honest, I prefer both to most people over the age of 18. They are real problem.
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Re: dog owners
By dowopado - 09-03-2013 05:03
Strang that you hate dogs, ummmm considering er, er your picture.
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Re: dog owners
By safctillidie - 09-03-2013 13:13
seem like a rather boring and lonely miserable person judging by that first statement to be honest. bet youre a right laugh at the pub............
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Re: dog owners
By tosspot - 09-03-2013 13:45
adv41449 wrote:So.... you hate dogs? Seems a bit crazy to me, but hey I am a parent and a dog owner. Toi be honest, I prefer both to most people over the age of 18. They are real problem.
Wouldn't majority (like 99%) of dog owners and parents be over the age of 18?
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Re: dog owners
By crispyduck - 09-03-2013 15:15
ryndan wrote:You ever been in the UK? 30% parents are under 18 lol.
That's a Daily Mail survey if ever I saw one lol
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Re: dog owners
By tosspot - 09-03-2013 17:07
ryndan wrote:You ever been in the UK? 30% parents are under 18 lol.
I've heard stories of the 12yo parents...
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Re: dog owners
By heddo - 09-03-2013 18:04
calling sunderland afc, its a wind up , you mackem twat,and from now on, i am gonna rock n roll all of the day, and all of the night, best wishes,from your loving neighbour in middlesbrough, (gods country)..
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Re: dog owners
By adv41449 - 10-03-2013 02:15
tosspot wrote:Wouldn't majority (like 99%) of dog owners and parents be over the age of 18?
Yeah you are right............ I hate most people!
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Re: dog owners
By madmonk - 10-03-2013 02:46
heddo wrote:that we would rather spend our time hugging and tossing balls to creatures such as dogs , instead of eating them, whilst we are slowly being invaded by harder faced dog eating cultures, who will inevitably just brush us aside, whilst we obliviously toss balls, and before you know it, all freedom , and all dogs on the street will be gone,but hey, lets raise a glass to the future..
Now we know who's been putting the horse-meat into the food chain then!
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Re: dog owners
By safctillidie - 10-03-2013 14:17
heddo, have you got mental issues or just an awful sense of humour? if you do generally have mental issues id like to formally apologise as winding you up would be wrong. if not then I genuinely worry for you to be honest. awful sense of humour and awful general patter tbh.....
you keep on rock and rolling though, don't let me stop u
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Re: dog owners
By geoclphredux - 10-03-2013 17:10
*Holds arms between safc and heddo*
Guys!! Guys! Let's not fight!
The last thing we need is a Jeremy Kyle styled argument on a thread about dog owners.
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Re: dog owners
By heddo - 11-03-2013 02:17
saffie, your not winding me up , the thread is a wind up , it is meant to stir up provocation, in tongue in cheek dryness, i thought i would provoke dog ownners, so far, up to now, i have only provoked you,and your two whippets and one bedlington terrier, with a back yard full of dog crap, and you screaming at me, reeking of woodbines, maybe you get it now , mate, the forum has been kinda dull lately..
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Re: dog owners
By safctillidie - 11-03-2013 11:02
was hungover n had a bad day, these things happen. forums are awful tbh and managerzone only has itself to blame. used to be great, then they got too overpowering and banned blocked and edited posts left right and centre. never picked up since
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