Match date: 23-05-2024 12:00

Match length: 96 Minutes

FC Douchebags
vs.
Bizard FC

Match date: 23-05-2024 12:00

Match length: 96 Minutes

FC Douchebags vs. Bizard FC: 0-7

FC Douchebags

 
No Po Pl R
48 1 Gk R. Lindström       2.88
97 2 De T. Hjelm       0.22
52 3 De Y. Klementsson       0.43
55 4 De G. Lindman       0.01
58 5 Mf G. Dahlberg       4.33
47 6 Mf R. Öfverman       2.91
56 7 Mf G. Axelsson       3.75
54 8 Mf E. Arenstedt   1.59
98 9 St H. Qvarnström       4.04
50 10 St D. Mårtensson   4.07
49 11 St C. Hellkvist       2.71
57 12 Su H. Eskilsson       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

Home
Away
Match Facts FCD BFC
Goals 0 7
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 2 2
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 2 7
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots on target 1 17
Possession 40% 60%
 
No Po Pl R
64 1 Gk J. Augusto Soeiro       7.39
181 2 De C. Quirino       7.88
178 3 De V. Garcia       12.78
116 4 De T. Paraense       7.67
153 5 Mf M. Barbosa   9.66
205 6 Mf D. Furtado       10.62
232 7 Mf J. Belling 1 10.55
151 8 Mf I. Seco       10.58
229 9 St C. Dionísio     2 10.74
249 10 St L. Catarinense     1 6.45
117 11 St E. Mamais     3 14.62
121 12 Su C. Guerra       0.00
63 13 Su A. Schmidt       0.00
253 14 Su F. Marquez       0.00
217 15 Su G. Vasconcelos       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

Back to top

Match Report

Douchebag convention
Spectators: 167 (Terracing: 126, Seating: 38, VIP seats: 3)
Bizard FC's Edmílson Mamais started the match with a crisp pass. The crowd had been anticipating this game for weeks and the excitement in the stadium was easily visible. Cesinha Dionísio might have been able to make a better finish in the 3rd minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Richard Lindström. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Cesinha Dionísio ran back to his position shaking his head. A collision led to Bizard FC getting a freekick after 11 minutes play. Márcio Barbosa hit a great ball. In the 16th minute Edmílson Mamais shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Richard Lindström saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Richard Lindström came out of the goal in the 20th minute to try and stop a shot by Bizard FC's Cesinha Dionísio. But to his dismay, Cesinha Dionísio quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 0-1. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Dag Mårtensson in the 27th minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck José Augusto Soeiro prevented the ball from getting in the gole. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Edmílson Mamais in the 29th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Richard Lindström saved FC Douchebags from getting behind. Edmílson Mamais received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 30th minute. Richard Lindström tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. 32 minutes in the game, the ball went up into the seats when Bizard FC's Cesinha Dionísio fired away a shot that was just a little bit too high. He walked away shaking his head. 34 minutes into the match, Cesinha Dionísio notched a goal, 0-2, to the right of FC Douchebags's Richard Lindström. Richard Lindström was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Jude Belling scored 0-3 in the 36th match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Richard Lindström, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. In the 45th minute, Tor Hjelm hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. In the 46th minute, Edmílson Mamais ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Richard Lindström was frozen by the shot and now it was 0-4. After the first half Bizard FC were leading 0-4. They had played with great self confidence throughout the first half and fully deserved their lead.

The hometeam waved at the audience when it was time for Dag Mårtensson to strike the kick off in the second half. 52 minutes into the match, FC Douchebags's goal looked a bit too open when Cesinha Dionísio came free, but Richard Lindström reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Jude Belling kicked well hit freekick during the 55th minute of the match. Richard Lindström took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Dadá Furtado, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Richard Lindström acted impressively in front of the goal and made a superb save when he, in the 70th minute, took the ball on the long shot from Dadá Furtado. 72 minutes into the match, FC Douchebags's goal looked a bit too open when Jude Belling came free, but Richard Lindström reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Richard Lindström was in the perfect position, and the defense had done a good job marking him, but Edmílson Mamais showcased his skills and made a perfect shot to score 0-7 in the 74 minute of play. The supporters of Bizard FC booed when FC Douchebags was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 76 match minutes in a wonderful position. Dag Mårtensson didn't get a good kick on the ball. Thanks to some nice moves Edmílson Mamais could shoot a difficult shot in the 81st minute, which Richard Lindström however easily saved by the left post. Yngve Klementsson hit a great freekick 82 minutes into the match. When Dag Mårtensson fell near the penalty area in the 86th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored FC Douchebags's protests and gave Dag Mårtensson a yellow card for diving instead. A collision led to FC Douchebags getting a freekick after 86 minutes play. Dag Mårtensson hit a great ball. After a defensive mix-up in FC Douchebags's zone, Edmílson Mamais stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Richard Lindström came out of the goal and Edmílson Mamais tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Richard Lindström made a fantastic save in the 89th minute, when Edmílson Mamais sent off a good shot on target.

Back to top

FC Douchebags

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
48  R. Lindström
48.  R. Lindström (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 18   (28%)
Ta 0
SV 10
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 18 28% 0 10 0
97  T. Hjelm
97.  T. Hjelm (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (27%)
Ta 4   (25%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 11 27% 4 25% 0 4
52  Y. Klementsson
52.  Y. Klementsson (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 10   (30%)
Ta 5   (40%)
SV 0
In 5
De 0 0 0 10 30% 5 40% 0 5
55  G. Lindman
55.  G. Lindman (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (0%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 5 0% 3 33% 0 3
58  G. Dahlberg
58.  G. Dahlberg (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (50%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 2
Mf 0 0 0 8 50% 2 0% 0 2
47  R. Öfverman
47.  R. Öfverman (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (67%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 3 67% 0 0 1
56  G. Axelsson
56.  G. Axelsson (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (40%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 0 0 5 40% 2 50% 0 5
54  E. Arenstedt
54.  E. Arenstedt (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 13   (38%)
Ta 7   (100%)
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 13 38% 7 100% 0 0
98  H. Qvarnström
98.  H. Qvarnström (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (55%)
Ta 5   (60%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 11 55% 5 60% 0 0
50  D. Mårtensson
50.  D. Mårtensson (St)
G 0
Sh 1
SOT 1
Pa 9   (89%)
Ta 13   (23%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 1 1 9 89% 13 23% 0 0
49  C. Hellkvist
49.  C. Hellkvist (St)
G 0
Sh 1
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 1 0 2 50% 1 100% 0 0
57  H. Eskilsson
57.  H. Eskilsson (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 0
Sh 2
SOT 1
Pa 95 (41%)
Ta 42 (45%)
SV 10
In 20
Total   0 2 1 95 41% 42 45% 10 20
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Bizard FC

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
64  J. Augusto Soeiro
64.  J. Augusto Soeiro (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 1
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 1 100% 0 1 0
181  C. Quirino
181.  C. Quirino (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (100%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 3 100% 2 50% 0 4
178  V. Garcia
178.  V. Garcia (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (82%)
Ta 6   (67%)
SV 0
In 22
De 0 0 0 11 82% 6 67% 0 22
116  T. Paraense
116.  T. Paraense (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 2 50% 2 50% 0 3
153  M. Barbosa
153.  M. Barbosa (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 17   (59%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 12
Mf 0 0 0 17 59% 1 100% 0 12
205  D. Furtado
205.  D. Furtado (Mf)
G 0
Sh 3
SOT 3
Pa 10   (70%)
Ta 8   (0%)
SV 0
In 8
Mf 0 3 3 10 70% 8 0% 0 8
232  J. Belling
232.  J. Belling (Mf)
G 1
Sh 4
SOT 2
Pa 6   (67%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 4
Mf 1 4 2 6 67% 3 33% 0 4
151  I. Seco
151.  I. Seco (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (100%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 5 100% 1 100% 0 1
229  C. Dionísio
229.  C. Dionísio (St)
G 2
Sh 6
SOT 4
Pa 11   (73%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 2 6 4 11 73% 0 0 0
249  L. Catarinense
249.  L. Catarinense (St)
G 1
Sh 1
SOT 1
Pa 4   (75%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 1 1 1 4 75% 0 0 0
117  E. Mamais
117.  E. Mamais (St)
G 3
Sh 9
SOT 7
Pa 5   (80%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 2
St 3 9 7 5 80% 0 0 2
121  C. Guerra
121.  C. Guerra (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
63  A. Schmidt
63.  A. Schmidt (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
253  F. Marquez
253.  F. Marquez (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
217  G. Vasconcelos
217.  G. Vasconcelos (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 7
Sh 23
SOT 17
Pa 75 (73%)
Ta 23 (39%)
SV 1
In 56
Total   7 23 17 75 73% 23 39% 1 56
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions