Friendly League

Manuel Ferreira
Spectators: 50 (Terracing: 38, Seating: 11, VIP seats: 1) It was fairly windy and cold on the field when Nelson Haedo kicked off to start the match. The crowd rose to their feet as Edmund Lidberg kicked a wonderful shot that went in to the left of a diving Celio Tijero. That made the score 1-0 in the 3 minute of play. Roque Gora charged in rather forcefully in the 7th minute of the match, and managed to knock his opponent down. The referee showed Roque Gora the yellow card, and asked the players to shake hands before continuing play. Roque Gora hit a great freekick 7 minutes into the match. When the match had gone on for 8 minutes, Roque Gora put it in 2-0 from a short distance just to the right of Celio Tijero. Roque Gora succeeded in the game's 11th minute to shoot an unreachable shot under the crossbar and scored - 3-0. Celio Tijero made an important save on a dangerous shot by Nelson Haedo in the 13th minute. Celio Tijero made an important save on a dangerous shot by Edmund Lidberg in the 14th minute. In the 15th minute, Intxixu Sampayo hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. 16 minutes in the game, Roque Gora fired away an excellent shot, which passed to the side of the right post without Celio Tijero having to interfere. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Idacio Correa during the 17th minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. The supporters of Club Olimpia booed when Metanse el Sim por culo was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 17 match minutes in a wonderful position. Idacio Correa didn't get a good kick on the ball. A long shot from Di Yang Lei in the 18th minute of play was well struck, but Celio Tijero made a really good save at the right post. Celio Tijero came out of the goal in the 21st minute to try and stop a shot by Club Olimpia's Edmund Lidberg. But to his dismay, Edmund Lidberg quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 4-0. When the match clock showed 25 minutes, the score became 5-0 when Edmund Lidberg sped through Metanse el Sim por culo's defense and sent away a curving shot that went into the net to the right of Celio Tijero. Celio Tijero was in the perfect position, and the defense had done a good job marking him, but Roque Gora showcased his skills and made a perfect shot to score 6-0 in the 32 minute of play. In the 38th minute, Roque Gora left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Club Olimpia fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 7-0. In the 41st minute, Denis Inestrosa ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Celio Tijero was frozen by the shot and now it was 8-0. In the 45th minute Roque Gora shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Celio Tijero saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Celio Tijero was out of position in the 48 minute of play, and Denis Inestrosa capitalized on the mistake with a soft shot into the goal. Denis Inestrosa really showed his touch with that goal: 9-0.

Metanse el Sim por culo's Celio Tijero played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Edmund Lidberg in the 53rd minute of play. Celio Tijero came out of the goal in the 54th minute to try and stop a shot by Club Olimpia's Edmund Lidberg. But to his dismay, Edmund Lidberg quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 10-0. 57 minutes into the match, Metanse el Sim por culo's goal looked a bit too open when Nelson Haedo came free, but Celio Tijero reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. After 60 played minutes Metanse el Sim por culo got a freekick which was hit by Roger Garavito. When Otsoa Manzardo came up free with the goalie in the 61st minute, the Club Olimpia fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Otsoa Manzardo couldn't finish the play. 63 minutes into the game, Club Olimpia's Nelson Haedo nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Celio Tijero made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 11-0. An unexpectedly hard shot by Nelson Haedo in the 66th minute of play forced Metanse el Sim por culo's goalkeeper Celio Tijero to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Celio Tijero took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Nelson Haedo, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. After 75 minutes, Nelson Haedo made it 13-0 with a short kick to the right side. Metanse el Sim por culo's Celio Tijero tried to save the shot but he was too slow in reacting to the shot. In the 80th minute Nelson Haedo shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Celio Tijero saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. A collision led to Metanse el Sim por culo getting a freekick after 81 minutes play. Bernardo Granolles hit a great ball. 84 minutes into the match, Club Olimpia's Nelson Haedo sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Celio Tijero narrowly saved just below the crossbar. After some careless play in the Metanse el Sim por culo defense, Nelson Haedo kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Celio Tijero. The Metanse el Sim por culo fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Celio Tijero should have stopped the shot. In the 89th minute, Roque Gora made a precise shot to the right of Celio Tijero. Metanse el Sim por culo's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 16-0. Club Olimpia's Nelson Haedo got a good chance for a goal in the 93rd minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. In the 94th minute, Nelson Haedo made a precise shot to the right of Celio Tijero. Metanse el Sim por culo's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 17-0. When Roberto Bueldi came up free with the goalie in the 98th minute, the Club Olimpia fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Roberto Bueldi couldn't finish the play.