Match date: 16-05-2024 21:00

Match length: 100 Minutes

Meninges FC
vs.
Crystal Phallus

Match date: 16-05-2024 21:00

Match length: 100 Minutes

Meninges FC vs. Crystal Phallus: 12-1

Meninges FC

 
No Po Pl R
1 1 Gk C. Gerrard       6.02
6 2 De J. Haines       7.14
4 3 De T. Wardill       4.34
3 4 De C. Saunders       4.13
2 5 De G. Gould       5.18
5 6 Mf 50' A. Burnham       1.93
8 7 Mf U. Norino     1 9.85
11 8 Mf R. Mann       5.97
7 9 Mf 50' E. Latoža       3.56
9 10 Mf 50' J. Szende     5 14.55
10 11 St T. Lemerond     3 15.07
19 12 Mf 50' C. İğdemir     3 10.58
17 13 Mf 50' L. Walicki       3.14
15 14 Mf 50' K. Rothwell       6.10
24 15 Su A. Read       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Facts MFC PHAL
Goals 12 1
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 1
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 1 0
Penalty kicks 1 0
Corners 0 1
Shots on target 26 7
Possession 60% 40%
 
No Po Pl R
1 1 Gk D. Rowell       2.45
14 2 De R. Hampton       -0.91
15 3 De K. Land       -1.54
18 4 De B. Reading       -0.91
4 5 De S. Barber   -1.11
21 6 Mf F. Llewellyn       2.70
26 7 Mf P. French       2.70
2 8 Mf D. Smith       4.58
19 9 St F. Clifton       3.15
3 10 St A. Couzens     1 7.92
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Report

The Brain
Spectators: 155 (Terracing: 117, Seating: 35, VIP seats: 3)
Donny Rowell stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Tim Lemerond's shot from short distance in the 5th minute. When the match had gone on for 7 minutes, Tim Lemerond took a quick shot and it went in 1-0 without a chance for Donny Rowell to make any attempt to save it. Jaroslaw Szende might have been able to make a better finish in the 10th minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Donny Rowell. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Jaroslaw Szende ran back to his position shaking his head. Donny Rowell showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Tim Lemerond, who was totally free with the ball in the 13th minute. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Jaroslaw Szende in the 16th minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck Donny Rowell prevented the ball from getting in the gole. 17 minutes into the match, Jaroslaw Szende dribbled the ball past the defender and swiftly kicked the ball to the left of Donny Rowell, 3-0. Curtis Gerrard showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Austin Couzens, who was totally free with the ball in the 22nd minute. After having played for 24 minutes, Erlandas Latoža managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Meninges FC's supporters crossed their fingers, but Erlandas Latoža was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. Crystal Phallus's defense didn't have a chance, in the 26th minute, when Jaroslaw Szende scored to the left of an out of position Donny Rowell, making the score, 4-0. In the 29th minute, Jaroslaw Szende left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Meninges FC fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 5-0. After having played for 31 minutes, Jaroslaw Szende managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Meninges FC's supporters crossed their fingers, but Jaroslaw Szende was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. Jaroslaw Szende received a nice pass, split the defenders, and ran untouched towards the goal. Donny Rowell came out and tried to block the shot, but Jaroslaw Szende slotted it home off the left post making it 6-0 in the 36th minute. Jaroslaw Szende sent away a hard shot on goal in the 39th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Jaroslaw Szende might have been able to make a better finish in the 42nd minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Donny Rowell. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Jaroslaw Szende ran back to his position shaking his head.

Meninges FC made a substitution. Lukasz Walicki replaced Erlandas Latoža. Meninges FC made a substitution. Kenny Rothwell replaced Alastair Burnham. The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Austin Couzens stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. When Cenap İğdemir came up free with the goalie in the 55th minute, the Meninges FC fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Cenap İğdemir couldn't finish the play. Reg Hampton got a throw-in 56 minutes in the game and the ball was received by D.J. Smith. After 59 minutes of play, Meninges FC's Cenap İğdemir made it 8-0 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Donny Rowell was left in no man's land by his defense there! Curtis Gerrard showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Franz Clifton, who was totally free with the ball in the 62nd minute. 63 minutes had been played when some careless play by Meninges FC's defense caused the ball to cross the line for a corner. Austin Couzens was slow to take the kick. During this time Crystal Phallus's players had a chance to rest. The corner led Crystal Phallus's Austin Couzens to fire away a dangerous shot which Curtis Gerrard despite some difficulties managed to get hold on the ball. Donny Rowell showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Cenap İğdemir in the 66th minute of the match. Donny Rowell made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Cenap İğdemir in the 67th minute of play. 68 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Cenap İğdemir came free, but Donny Rowell reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. In the 70th minute, Reg Hampton hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Austin Couzens did some fancy footwork in front of goal and succeeded to deceive the defenders so he could slam the ball in 8-1 to the left of a surprised Curtis Gerrard 72 minutes into the match. Donny Rowell showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Cenap İğdemir, who was totally free with the ball in the 75th minute. Cenap İğdemir took the ball and in the 77 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Donny Rowell. Donny Rowell dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 9-1. Curtis Gerrard took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from D.J. Smith, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Curtis Gerrard made an important save on a dangerous shot by D.J. Smith in the 81st minute. When Sebastian Barber fell near the penalty area in the 82nd minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Crystal Phallus's protests and gave Sebastian Barber a yellow card for diving instead. The referee blew the whistle for a penalty in the 82nd minute of the game. One of Crystal Phallus:s players had nearly got his shirt torn off by an opponent while getting free in front of Meninges FC:s goal. The referee gave Meninges FC a penalty, 83 minutes into the game. The penalty shot was made by Tim Lemerond, who made a well placed shot into the net to the right of Crystal Phallus's Donny Rowell. 10-1. In the 86thth minute of the game Cenap İğdemir who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Crystal Phallus's Donny Rowell was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. Crystal Phallus's Donny Rowell played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Cenap İğdemir in the 88th minute of play. 89 minutes into the game, Cenap İğdemir cracked a shot to the right of the goalkeeper, 11-1. Donny Rowell was not in position, and could only watch the ball fly in. 94 minutes into the game, Meninges FC's Ubaldo Norino nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Donny Rowell made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 12-1. Curtis Gerrard showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Franz Clifton, who was totally free with the ball in the 97th minute. It was no surprise that this one had ended in a win for the home team. Meninges FC had played much better football throughout.

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Meninges FC

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
1  C. Gerrard
1.  C. Gerrard (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (75%)
Ta 0
SV 6
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 4 75% 0 6 0
6  J. Haines
6.  J. Haines (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 13   (92%)
Ta 3   (67%)
SV 0
In 10
De 0 0 0 13 92% 3 67% 0 10
4  T. Wardill
4.  T. Wardill (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (100%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 2
De 0 0 0 5 100% 1 100% 0 2
3  C. Saunders
3.  C. Saunders (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 1 100% 0 0 1
2  G. Gould
2.  G. Gould (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 6
De 0 0 0 2 100% 2 50% 0 6
5  A. Burnham
5.  A. Burnham (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 4 100% 0 0 1
8  U. Norino
8.  U. Norino (Mf)
G 1
Sh 1
SOT 1
Pa 14   (86%)
Ta 2   (100%)
SV 0
In 7
Mf 1 1 1 14 86% 2 100% 0 7
11  R. Mann
11.  R. Mann (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 15   (73%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 4
Mf 0 0 0 15 73% 0 0 4
7  E. Latoža
7.  E. Latoža (Mf)
G 0
Sh 1
SOT 0
Pa 8   (75%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 3
Mf 0 1 0 8 75% 2 50% 0 3
9  J. Szende
9.  J. Szende (Mf)
G 5
Sh 11
SOT 9
Pa 3   (100%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 5 11 9 3 100% 1 100% 0 1
10  T. Lemerond
10.  T. Lemerond (St)
G 3
Sh 5
SOT 5
Pa 7   (100%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
St 3 5 5 7 100% 1 0% 0 0
19  C. İğdemir
19.  C. İğdemir (Mf)
G 3
Sh 13
SOT 11
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 3 13 11 2 50% 0 0 0
17  L. Walicki
17.  L. Walicki (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 14   (71%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 14 71% 0 0 1
15  K. Rothwell
15.  K. Rothwell (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 9   (100%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 0 0 9 100% 1 100% 0 5
24  A. Read
24.  A. Read (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 12
Sh 31
SOT 26
Pa 101 (85%)
Ta 13 (69%)
SV 6
In 41
Total   12 31 26 101 85% 13 69% 6 41
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Crystal Phallus

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
1  D. Rowell
1.  D. Rowell (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 14   (21%)
Ta 0
SV 12
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 14 21% 0 12 0
14  R. Hampton
14.  R. Hampton (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (25%)
Ta 22   (27%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 4 25% 22 27% 0 4
15  K. Land
15.  K. Land (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (0%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 2 0% 1 0% 0 1
18  B. Reading
18.  B. Reading (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (55%)
Ta 5   (40%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 11 55% 5 40% 0 4
4  S. Barber
4.  S. Barber (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 14   (71%)
Ta 3   (67%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 14 71% 3 67% 0 3
21  F. Llewellyn
21.  F. Llewellyn (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (75%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 4 75% 0 0 0
26  P. French
26.  P. French (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (0%)
Ta 8   (25%)
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 2 0% 8 25% 0 0
2  D. Smith
2.  D. Smith (Mf)
G 0
Sh 2
SOT 2
Pa 20   (50%)
Ta 7   (29%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 2 2 20 50% 7 29% 0 1
19  F. Clifton
19.  F. Clifton (St)
G 0
Sh 2
SOT 2
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 2 2 4 50% 3 33% 0 0
3  A. Couzens
3.  A. Couzens (St)
G 1
Sh 3
SOT 3
Pa 9   (89%)
Ta 3   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
St 1 3 3 9 89% 3 0% 0 1
  Total
G 1
Sh 7
SOT 7
Pa 84 (51%)
Ta 52 (29%)
SV 12
In 14
Total   1 7 7 84 51% 52 29% 12 14
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions