League

Pinapple Stadium
Spectators: 7999 (Terracing: 6000, Seating: 1840, VIP seats: 159) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Berke McLaughlin started the match with the kick off. Berke McLaughlin recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 12th minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. YourMamsTits's Fintan Gollogley played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Berke McLaughlin in the 19th minute of play. In the 22nd minute the ball was on its way in behind YourMamsTits's goalkeeper Fintan Gollogley, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. After 22 played minutes YourMamsTits got a freekick which was hit by Beccan Todd. Flann Beckett stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Gilbert Jameson's shot from short distance in the 31st minute. In the 34th minute, Lou Rogers hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Gilbert Jameson kicked well hit freekick during the 35th minute of the match. Baptist Harkin sent away a hard shot on goal in the 39th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Gilbert Jameson blasted a shot towards the goal in the 41st minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Flann Beckett having to make a save. After the first half YourMamsTits were leading 0-1. They had played with great self confidence throughout the first half and fully deserved their lead.

Baptist Harkin received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 53rd minute. Flann Beckett tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Gilbert Jameson received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 55th minute. Flann Beckett tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Beccan Todd struck a weak shot in the 58th minute. Flann Beckett didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for YourMamsTits. Gilbert Jameson blasted a shot towards the goal in the 61st minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Flann Beckett having to make a save. After some fancy dribbling in the 63rd minute, Baptist Harkin managed to get in a good position for a shot. YourMamsTits's supporters rose to their feet, but Baptist Harkin was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. Flann Beckett breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick. When Berke McLaughlin fell near the penalty area in the 64th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Pinapple Express's protests and gave Berke McLaughlin a yellow card for diving instead. A collision led to Pinapple Express getting a freekick after 64 minutes play. Berke McLaughlin hit a great ball. YourMamsTits's Baptist Harkin got a good chance for a goal in the 65th minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Mack Morrison's late challenge caught a Pinapple Express's player on the shin and left him crawling around in pain. The referee blew his whistle and produced the yellow card. Mack Morrison helped the player get up and apologised. After a rather tough play, YourMamsTits's Mack Morrison got a free kick in the 67th minute. 70 minutes into the game, Branson McSteven was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Pinapple Express's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave YourMamsTits the free kick. In the 69th minute, one of Pinapple Express:s players had the ball in front of the goal but got pushed and fell. The referee felt it was an obvious case and blew a penalty for Pinapple Express. When the match had been going on for 71 minutes, YourMamsTits's Benen Gough got an opportunity to shoot a penalty. He stayed cool and waited for the goalkeeper to move, before he confidently shot the ball into the goal, to the left of Flann Beckett. The supporters of Pinapple Express booed when YourMamsTits was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 79 match minutes in a wonderful position. Baptist Harkin didn't get a good kick on the ball. If Baptist Harkin had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 81st minute. The ball went over the crossbar instead. Beccan Todd struck a weak shot in the 83rd minute. Flann Beckett didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for YourMamsTits. If Baptist Harkin had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 85th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. In the 86th minute, Barran Lavine hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. The audience thought a goal was coming when Baptist Harkin got free with Flann Beckett in the 93rd minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. Baptist Harkin sent away a hard shot on goal in the 95th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Flann Beckett made an important save on a dangerous shot by Baptist Harkin in the 98th minute. YourMamsTits's players went to the stands to thank the travelling support. The fan's backing had helped spurr the team on to a fine performance that won them the match.