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Dorking
Spectators: 9228 (Terracing: 6922, Seating: 2123, VIP seats: 183) The mood of the audience was pleasant when James Child made the kick off which started today's match. Ron Barber kicked well hit freekick during the 7th minute of the match. Noel Whittaker sent away a hard shot on goal in the 8th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. If Benji Corby had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 9th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Noel Whittaker did some fancy footwork in front of goal and succeeded to deceive the defenders so he could slam the ball in 1-0 to the left of a surprised Will Cutts 14 minutes into the match. Sean Hollingsworth recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 18th minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. The supporters of Dorking United FC booed when Real Death Ducks was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 21 match minutes in a wonderful position. Ivan Hunter didn't get a good kick on the ball. After a defensive mix-up in Real Death Ducks's zone, Karl Fletcher stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Will Cutts came out of the goal and Karl Fletcher tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. In the 24th minute, Dorking United FC's Noel Whittaker dribbled the ball into the box and hit a shot with the outside of his foot, sending the keeper the wrong way. 2-0. 30 minutes into the game, Benji Corby cracked a shot to the right of the goalkeeper, 4-0. Will Cutts was not in position, and could only watch the ball fly in. After some careless play in the Real Death Ducks defense, Benji Corby kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Will Cutts. The Real Death Ducks fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Will Cutts should have stopped the shot. The crowd rose to their feet as Sean Hollingsworth kicked a wonderful shot that went in to the left of a diving Will Cutts. That made the score 6-0 in the 38 minute of play. In the 42nd minute Mattias Davis shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Will Cutts saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Will Cutts was in the perfect position, and the defense had done a good job marking him, but Noel Whittaker showcased his skills and made a perfect shot to score 7-0 in the 42 minute of play. Af the end of the first half the score was 7-0. The first half had gone as expected for the home team.

The hometeam waved at the audience when it was time for Benji Corby to strike the kick off in the second half. In the 54th minute, Benji Corby ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Will Cutts was frozen by the shot and now it was 8-0. An unexpectedly hard shot by Mattias Davis in the 57th minute of play forced Real Death Ducks's goalkeeper Will Cutts to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. In the 58th minute, Matty Fox hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Will Cutts came out of the goal in the 59th minute to try and stop a shot by Dorking United FC's Benji Corby. But to his dismay, Benji Corby quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 9-0. Mattias Davis scored 10-0 in the 63rd match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Will Cutts, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. 66 minutes into the match, Benji Corby had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Will Cutts. Real Death Ducks's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Benji Corby was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 11-0. 73 minutes into the match, Sean Hollingsworth notched a goal, 12-0, to the right of Real Death Ducks's Will Cutts. Will Cutts was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Noel Whittaker scored 13-0 in the 76th match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Will Cutts, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. Will Cutts took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Jools Stamp, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. After 82 played minutes Real Death Ducks got a freekick which was hit by Dominic Ablethorpe. When the match had gone on for 84 minutes, Jools Stamp put it in 14-0 from a short distance just to the right of Will Cutts. Dorking United FC's Grant Logan got a good chance for a goal in the 87th minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Will Cutts came out of the goal in the 89th minute to try and stop a shot by Dorking United FC's Noel Whittaker. But to his dismay, Noel Whittaker quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 15-0. When the referee ended the match the Dorking United FC players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.