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Chuffing Hell
Spectators: 9212 (Terracing: 6911, Seating: 2118, VIP seats: 183) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Grant Ainsworth started the match with the kick off. 10 minutes into the match, Seb Colton notched a goal, 2-0, to the right of Garlic Eaters's Stew Weeks. Stew Weeks was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. After having played for 15 minutes, Seb Colton managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Chuffing Hell United's supporters crossed their fingers, but Seb Colton was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. Chuffing Hell United's Tristram Fleetwood played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Owen Darko in the 17th minute of play. Stew Weeks showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Seb Colton, who was totally free with the ball in the 23rd minute. George Shipton didn't miss a given chance and shot in short distance 3-0 via right post in the game's 25th minute. Chuffing Hell United's supporters showed their exhuberating excitement! Seb Colton struck a weak shot in the 28th minute. Stew Weeks didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Chuffing Hell United. In the 30th minute, George Shipton ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Stew Weeks was frozen by the shot and now it was 4-0. In the 40th minute, Seb Colton left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Chuffing Hell United fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 6-0. After 43 played minutes Garlic Eaters got a freekick which was hit by Owen Darko. Seb Colton received a nice pass, split the defenders, and ran untouched towards the goal. Stew Weeks came out and tried to block the shot, but Seb Colton slotted it home off the left post making it 7-0 in the 45th minute.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and George Shipton made a kick off. 51 minutes into the match, Chuffing Hell United's goalkeeper Tristram Fleetwood had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Camron Gallagher. Stew Weeks made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Seb Colton in the 52nd minute of play. After 54 minutes of play, Chuffing Hell United's Seb Colton made it 8-0 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Stew Weeks was left in no man's land by his defense there! In the 57th minute, Seb Colton made a precise shot to the right of Stew Weeks. Garlic Eaters's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 9-0. Seb Colton made a great header on Chuffing Hell United's corner, it was just that Garlic Eaters's Stew Weeks managed to reach the ball for a save. Stew Weeks showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Seb Colton in the 63rd minute of the match. 65 minutes into the match, Chuffing Hell United's Seb Colton sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Stew Weeks narrowly saved just below the crossbar. In the 66th minute, Alf Lemerond hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. After 76 played minutes Chuffing Hell United got a freekick which was hit by Jonathon Clay. The audience thought a goal was coming when Shane Barratt got free with Tristram Fleetwood in the 77th minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. In the 82nd minute, Seb Colton got an opportunity to score, but he didn't get a solid hit on the ball and ended up kicking it wide of the goal. Stew Weeks showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from George Shipton in the 87th minute of the match. Chuffing Hell United's 董广笑 quite brazenly broke a throw-in by Andre Skipton, made in the 94th minute of the game.